fauxhemians
Hamilton Nolan · 04/14/15 07:50AM
Vice Is Very Touchy About Its Wonderful Work on Behalf of Brands
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/14 12:41PMNew Rules for Writing About Williamsburg
Hamilton Nolan · 09/26/13 09:46AMAnother Thursday, another New York Times Style section faux-trend story about Williamsburg. It's all a bit tedious, isn't it? Since these stories are written primarily to generate blog posts by people like us, we feel entitled to demand a few changes in how this neighborhood is covered, moving forward.
Ask Author Robert Anasi About 'The Last Bohemia:' Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Hamilton Nolan · 08/14/12 12:45PMRobert Anasi moved to Williamsburg in 1994 and spent more than a decade watching the neighborhood transform from an isolated and novel bohemia into the fully gentrified cultural monster that it is today. His new book, The Last Bohemia: Scenes from the Life of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, is a first person chronicle of the neighborhood's character (and characters), and of its changes.
The News About Jonah Lehrer Has Not Reached Fauxhemian Brooklyn
Hamilton Nolan · 08/09/12 02:28PMA couple of weeks ago, hot shot New Yorker wonderboy Jonah Lehrer was forced to resign after he was revealed to have fabricated Bob Dylan quotes in his book Imagine. Remember that? Yeah. It was in all the newspapers and websites and radio stations and whatnot. The only place the news did not reach: deepest, coolest, fauxhemian Brooklyn. (And Manhattan. "Brooklyn" is just a brand name.)
The Hipster Christmas Tree Stand of Brooklyn
Maureen O'Connor · 12/22/11 11:34AMHow Many 'Hipster Brooklyn' Tropes Can You Fit Into One Story?
Hamilton Nolan · 11/03/11 12:40PM'New' 'Hipster' 'Trend' 'Discovered'
Hamilton Nolan · 10/31/11 09:01AMThe New York Post—the fascist barrel-scraping newspaper with its finger placed closest to the vibrant pulse of young, "hip" Brooklynites—has unearthed a new, hip trend, which is occurring among hipsters—in Brooklyn, of course. The hip, fashionmongering young people are diving into dumpsters to extract food, completely without care for the inherent wackiness of such a stunt, their eyes focused on only on nutrition—and hipness. Who ever heard of such a thing?
Where Is Hipness Occurring in America Today?
Hamilton Nolan · 10/27/11 12:35PMThe first rule of hipness is that hip people talk about "hipness" a lot. When you're around someone who uses the word "hip" a lot, well, you know that hipness is in the air, because nothing is hipper than bandying about the word "hip" as it relates to "hipness," in both writing and casual conversation.
Denver Will Only Hold County Fair If It's Ironic
Hamilton Nolan · 07/29/11 04:23PMNow You Can Buy a Wine Rack for Your Bike
Matt Cherette · 07/15/11 03:04AMHipsters love bikes. They also love wine. But because stuffing a bottle of red in your messenger bag before pedaling down to the park for a picnic is totally déclassé, it hasn't been possible to marry the two. Until now, that is. Etsy user oopsmark is now offering a "Bicycle Wine Rack," which is described thusly:
Anarchist Dog-Walkers Just the Latest Manifestation of DC's Hipness
Hamilton Nolan · 06/17/11 09:37AMIt wasn't that long ago that Washington, DC was just a normal American city, featuring a small cocoon of privileged white wonks surrounded by a seething and forcefully ignored black population. Standard stuff. But then the city was gobsmacked with a "young, hip vibe" that is in the process of turning the drab and nerdy confines of our nation's capital into a wacky blend of hip archetypes, each of which is good for at least one new Washington Post feature story. I mean, anarchist dog-walkers? It doesn't get any hipper!
Someone Is Setting 'Hipster Traps' in New York
Max Read · 03/14/11 12:01AMThis "hipster trap"—baited with Pabst Blue Ribbon, American Spirits, a bike chain and neon-pink Wayfarers—was photographed by Reddit user gigaface, who encountered the fauxhemian hunter in New York City. Before you object to the choices of bait, remember that having any opinion at all about hipsters or their taste preferences automatically renders you a hipster. (The trap itself, according to gigaface, is made of cardboard.) Full-sized photo below. [Reddit]
Hipsters Act Like Hipsters, Say Squares
Hamilton Nolan · 10/29/10 11:37AMYou May Already Own an American Apparel Halloween Costume
Hamilton Nolan · 10/14/10 10:18AMPanel Discussion Thankfully Occurs on Other Side of the Country
Hamilton Nolan · 10/12/10 12:46PMKoran Hero Has a Dream: 'I Want to Be in High Times' (Updated)
Maureen O'Connor · 09/15/10 05:16PMSociology Proves That Hipsters Hate Hipsters Most
Maureen O'Connor · 09/08/10 05:02PMTo prove something that you already know, two sociologists wrote a paper called "Demythologizing Consumption Practices: How Consumers Protect Their Field-Dependent Identity Investments from Devaluing Marketplace Myths." Conclusion: everyone hates "hipsters" even though they shop at Urban Outfitters, too.