fatties
The Saddest Fat-Shaming Ever: Flabby Politicians Zing Each Other
Maureen O'Connor · 09/06/11 05:16PMHalf of Men Would Dump Their Girlfriends for Getting Fat
Maureen O'Connor · 07/26/11 12:18PMAmerica Faces Epidemic of Fat Pets
Max Read · 02/22/11 11:18PMThe Cleveland Show Targets Wisconsin, Begs America to "Stop Being So Fat"
Whitney Jefferson · 11/22/10 12:47PMSkinny Women Make More Money—But Skinny Guys Make Less
Max Read · 10/07/10 12:13AMFat Men Are Better in Bed
Maureen O'Connor · 09/08/10 03:53PMAmerica's Most Disgusting Kid Meal: The 2,300-Calorie Mac & Cheese Quesadilla
Maureen O'Connor · 07/21/10 02:18PMGirl Gets an F on Report Card for Being Fat
Tom Dobrowolski · 07/19/10 02:44PMAfter a mandatory body mass screening, the state of Massachusetts deemed nine-year-old Shelby Sumner overweight and sent a letter to her parents to notify them of her corpulence. On a side note, skinny girls got As for being anorexic.
Super Skinny Urban Outfitters T-Shirt Targets Anorexics
Brian Moylan · 06/03/10 03:34PMHoda and Kathie Lee Test Out Fat App for iPhone
Eleni Crush · 06/03/10 12:17PMIn their most "courageous" move since No Makeup Day, today Hoda and Kathie Lee gave the FatBooth iPhone app a test run. Essentially, the app shows you what you'd look like with an extra hundred pounds.
How to Make It in America Lesson of the Week: You Must Have Abs to Get Laid
Brian Moylan · 03/08/10 12:47PMThis week HBO's jean-making drama didn't mention denim, but there was all this bullshit about boyfriends and ex-boyfriends and birthday parties and Avenue. The moral? If you want any attention from the NYC ladeez, you better have a flat stomach.
The "BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!" Kid
Robyn Caplan · 03/02/10 10:00AMThis child on this classic Wife Swap clip really wanted his bacon, and did not want his new "mother" interfering with his culinary preferences.
A Weighty Proposal on Tonight's Biggest Loser Finale
Whitney Jefferson · 12/08/09 09:39PMThings took a turn from fat-and-bulging bodies to a young-and-budding romance when two Biggest Loser contestants got engaged during tonight's season finale.
How Can We Lose Some Weight?
Hamilton Nolan · 10/06/09 10:45AMExtreme Dieting Prolongs Your Miserable Life, Say Donut-Munching Scientists
Hamilton Nolan · 07/10/09 09:46AMWhich Fast Food Meal Features the Best Price Per Calorie?
Pareene · 05/18/09 04:15PMKetchup Sandwiches For Everyone
Hamilton Nolan · 04/29/09 12:00PM'Wall-E' Wuz Right!
Pareene · 08/06/08 02:37PMDespite the fact that it is genetically and physiologically impossible according to a scientist, a scientist predicts that in 40 years, all U.S. adults will be overweight. This terrifying study was published in the journal Impossible Alarmist Wake-up Calls Designed to be Picked Up by Science-Illiterate Mainstream Press Quarterly. [Reuters via Drudge]
Give Up
Hamilton Nolan · 05/05/08 11:47AMA new study has found that while you can shrink the size of fat cells, you can never reduce their number. The human body replaces fat cells that die off, maintaining a constant amount of them throughout our lives. You know what that means: you will always be fat no matter what you do and it's just not fair GOD. [NYT]