Michelle Obama Will Never Go Out With You If You Keep Eating All That Junk Food Hamilton Nolan · 09/09/10 03:54PM Botox shox! Stem cell freedom! Michelle my belle! Chronic fatigue! Fatigue of chronic! Chinese babies! Eat more veggies! Body blow! Body blow! Body blow! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—on our way out of town!