Meet Cecilia Cassini, an 11-year-old fashion maven who has her own clothing line and is set to star in an inevitable reality show. She was on Nate Berkus's little talk program last week and good god. Kids are no more.

Attention, men: "The twink thing seems over," declares GQ editor Jim Nelson in a New York Times article this weekend. That's right, it's time to ditch that slender, waif-like frame and pick up some biceps at the muscle store.

The fourth hour of Today was given pairs of the sexiest shoes (as ranked by Saks 5th Avenue) which included Jimmy Choo, Dolce and Gabbana, and a pair of Christian Louboutin heels. Let's just say they're not Kathie Lee's style.

Preppy clothing enthusiasts recoiled today when J. Crew put a model with hippie-hairy legs on its website. Has J. Crew found its "inner feminist"? Is a disgruntled web designer playing pranks? We reveal the startling truth, after the jump.

Need a Halloween costume, but don't want to dress any differently than your usual woefully stereotypical fauxhemian garb? American Apparel has you covered.

When asked about creating his own clothing line, Kanye West told British Elle that Lindsay Lohan's line for Ungaro was "9/11 for celebrities doing fashion. After that, I thought, 'Well I can't do a line now.'" Harsh, but true. [via]

Lauren Conrad explains FUU's in this hilariously fake PSA. Funny how she'ss telling people how to dress while wearing a duvet cover as a top and has a book cover that makes her look like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Tina Knowles was midway through a plus-sized fashion show during the last hour of Today when Beyoncé burst onto set and surprised everyone. No one was as surprised as Hoda Kotb, who completely lost her sh*t. Hysterical slow-mo video inside!

[The Alexander McQueen spring-summer 2011 ready to wear collection, designed by Sarah Burton, reportedly drew standing ovations in Paris. The model's hair is all, like, woven, by the way. Kooky! Pic via AP.]

A woman named Daynara Fernandez is suing Hyatt hotels after finding a male employee in her room wearing her skirt, and her underwear, and her high heels. He kept his uniform shirt on, though!

[A model turns herself into a cyclops while getting ready for the Anne Valerie Hash show during Paris Fashion Week today. Is there ever a time when there is not a fashion week happening? Image via AP]

Rachel Zoe's trusty gay sidekick (and total dreamboat) Brad Goreski has tendered his resignation as Zoe's style director. The split is amicable, unlike when she dumped stylist Taylor Jacobson. We guess this means Brad's getting his own show.

Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, the devastatingly handsome twins who claim Facebook was their idea, lapse all too easily into self-caricature. Consider their outfits for a screening of The Social Network, which included, says an accompanying journalist, matching man purses.

Screw JWOWW's slutty dresses: There's some wonderful new, unauthorized Jersey Shore-inspired attire now available. It's The Situation shirt that has a clear window for your, you know, situation. Abs not included. Don't worry, it comes in a tank-top too. [via]

Want to look weird? CNN Anchor Roland Martin has launched his own line of ascots, after his eccentric neckwear was immortalized by a Daily Show segment. Cool, but Don Lemon will always be our CNN style icon of choice.

Behold, the "Blog Writer Dress" and "Blog Editor Dress," from a store that also sells a "Literary Arts Dress," "Journalism Dress," and "Texture Message Dress." By assessing these outfits' relative cuteness, we can figure which kind of writing is best.

Leave it to a fashion designer to come up with a way to store clothes in spray-cans. We probably won't be getting dressed like this anytime soon! The video of the designer spraying on a model's shirt, inside.

[The finale of today's Calvin Klein show was the perfect ending for Fashion Week. Tomorrow will be just another dark Friday. Oh, how will we go on? Image via AP]

Just three days after she wore it to the VMAs, Lady Gaga's meat dress rose again at Jeremy Scott's Fashion Week presentation. It's like couture Jesus. Personally, I prefer Scott's ticket stub ensemble or the chaps-Speedo-tank top combination. Screw Gaga.

A five-year project filming the lives of model Sara Ziff and her friends is now a documentary called Picture Me, which premieres after the close of New York Fashion Week tomorrow. We spoke with one of the models, Sena Cech.