Bestsellers in North Korea: Skinny Jeans, Human Poop, Porn Max Read · 12/29/10 01:45AM What do North Koreans want more than anything in the world? Why, skinny jeans, of course! Also, poop. Both items are "selling like hotcakes"!
Teenager Who Pooped in Wrong Car Won't Go to Jail Max Read · 09/30/10 12:18AM Austin Purifoy, the 19-year-old who mistakenly pooped in a Civic he thought was his girlfriend's, is joining the Army. But we will remember him fondly, for his immortal words upon being discovered by the car's real owner in the backseat: