In a video released Tuesday, a California man who accused Oregon police of giving him two black eyes is shown to have beaten himself instead, The Register-Guard reports.

The internet is full of strange people. Corinna Burt may be the strangest. The prominent white supremacist is an undertaker, bodybuilder, and former torture porn star. By phone, she discussed her unusual life and how racism "saved her" from porn.

Eugene Mirman is a legend of the alternative comedy scene. Here he fires off his short stories and one liners before opening into his longer bits about being confronted by a kid with aspergers and writing letters to crappy airlines.