Brace yourselves for heartbreak, because Al Qaeda may be targeting one of our proudest national treasures: deranged, pooper-scooping love clown Bobby Brown. Osama Bin Laden once allegedly wanted to rip off Bobby's infidel wang and stab him in the heart with it for daring to possess his fondest lady love, Whitney Houston; aware of the powerful hold Houston's doodie-bubbles can have over a man, the divorced Brown is apparently convinced he's still Enemy No. 1 and has beefed up security on his Australian tour, according to Rush & Molloy: