Elena Kagan's act of civic responsibility last week has been overshadowed already: Joe Biden is showing up for local jury selection, too, in Delaware today. Hopefully he makes the jury and shouts "That guy is SO guilty!" throughout the trial.

Washingtonians were amazed to hear that one of its actual royals, Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan, bothered to show up for local jury duty today. Isn't that pain-in-the-ass civic duty for commoners and cats to perform? Fortunately, she wasn't selected.

Now that Elena Kagan is on the Supreme Court bench, it's vital that she learn how to shoot a gun. That, perhaps, is why fellow Justice Antonin Scalia supposedly took Kagan to a Virginia shooting range last week.

Today was Elena Kagan's first day on the Supreme Court bench. Spoiler: Not much happened.

Elena Kagan today was sworn in as the 112th Supreme Court justice. She is the fourth woman to serve.

Al Franken was so bored with Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell yesterday that he made silly faces at him, from the Senate president's chair. McConnell, furious, told Franken, "this isn't Saturday Night Live." True! It's even worse.

After some snoozy confirmation hearings in which she didn't say anything, Elena Kagan has earned herself a seat on the nation's highest court, the Supreme Court! The final Senate vote was 63-37. Congratulations to Elena Kagan!

The Senate Judiciary Committee has passed Elena Kagan's nomination to the full Senate, 13-6.

2 Live Crew leader Luther Campbell has endorsed Elana Kagan for her past work defending 2LC against obscenity charges. "My homegirl Kagan was saying people could not be aroused by the lyrics 'cause my dick's on bone....' [Above the Law]

About 50 young conservatives gathered outside the Supreme Court today to protest what they say will be one of the defining political moments of their generation — the nomination of Elena Kagan to the U.S. Supreme Court.

What's with the Minnesota senators at Elena Kagan's Supreme Court confirmation hearings? Al Franken is doodling, and Amy Klobuchar wants Kagan to choose Team Edward or Team Jacob. It's like they think the whole process is a waste of time!

Have you been watching Elena Kagan and some senators trade canned platitudes about The Law this week? Yeah, same here. But let's give Kagan credit for getting senators to stop comparing justices to "umpires" who call "balls and strikes."

At Elana Kagan's senate confirmation, Sen. Amy Klobuchar from Minnesota was asking the tough questions to the Supreme Court nominee.

Senator Al Frank (D - MN), as bored as the rest of the country, sketched his colleague Jeff Sessions (R - AL) during the Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings. Click through for a bigger image and side-by-side comparison.

[The expressions on the faces of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan and her brother Irving sum up exactly how we feel about Senate confirmation hearings. Image via AP]

You all see that Elena Kagan hearing yesterday? Too exciting, what with each senator giving a vapid, grandstanding speech, one after another, all day. And the Republican attack line was crisp: exploit her connection to history's greatest monster, Thurgood Marshall.

[Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan shot Sen. John Kerry the death stare today when he gave America's nakedest Senator Scott Brown a flirty squeeze during her first day of confirmation hearings. Photo via Getty Images.]

Torture memo author John Yoo thinks Elena Kagan is unfit to serve on the Supreme Court.

The Sunlight Foundation has compiled Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan's emails from the Clinton administration and converted them into an easily navigable inbox. Read all of her boring forwards and adverb edit suggestions now, or you will have failed America.

The Clinton Presidential Library released a huge stash of emails from Elena Kagan's four-year stint in the Clinton administration today. Some people say they show a "blunt, savvy legal adviser" But she also said swears!