election-2012
Mitt Romney Once Called Blaming President for Job Market 'Poppycock'
Louis Peitzman · 08/02/12 10:50PMRomney's Travel Press Secretary Tells Reporters to 'Kiss My Ass,' 'Shove It'
Louis Peitzman · 07/31/12 06:27PMDick Cheney Says What We're All Thinking: Picking Sarah Palin Was a Mistake
Louis Peitzman · 07/29/12 10:41AMThe Scandal That Involves $62, The Obama Campaign, and a Chick-fil-A in Georgia
Prachi Gupta · 07/25/12 03:32PMRomney Adviser: President Obama Doesn't 'Fully Appreciate' Our 'Anglo-Saxon Heritage'
Louis Peitzman · 07/24/12 10:52PMThe Co-Prophet of the End Times Has Written Mitt Romney a New Campaign Jingle
Louis Peitzman · 07/23/12 07:28PM
William Tapley is a lot of things: "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse," "Co Prophet of the End Times," and talented songwriter.
John McCain: Sarah Palin Was a Better Candidate Than Mitt Romney
Louis Peitzman · 07/17/12 08:31PMJohn McCain didn't mean to throw shade at Mitt Romney in his interview with Politico today: his point was that he saw Romney's mysterious tax returns when he vetted him for VP back in 2008. But what most people seem to be taking away from the interview is his explanation of why he chose Sarah Palin over Romney — "Because we thought that Sarah Palin was the better candidate."
Copyright Infringement Clowns Romney's Rebuttal to Obama Ad
Taylor Berman · 07/16/12 06:34PMObama Apologizes to Romney: 'Cram It With Walnuts, Ugly'
Mobutu Sese Seko · 07/16/12 11:30AMMitt Romney's getting stomped in the news cycle, about outsourcing, wealth and Bain Capital. While it's no surprise that he's accidentally one of the people raining down the fiercest blows, it's stunning to see that the other people are Republicans and Democrats. Honest, real Democrats. Not New Black Panthers controlled by UN mind beams from Obama's home in that black cube in Mecca.
Mitt Romney 'Retired Retroactively' From Bain Capital, Whatever The Hell That Means
Louis Peitzman · 07/15/12 12:15PMObama Reflects on Biggest Mistake of His Presidency Thus Far
Louis Peitzman · 07/14/12 12:17PMRomney to NAACP: If You Want Free Stuff (Trollface), Try Voting for the Other Guy
Mobutu Sese Seko · 07/12/12 11:40AMMitt Romney should pick a trollface mask for vice president. It'll turn Reddit into a bad-art Möbius strip, and it'll give his campaign an identity it's lacked. Yesterday, he spoke to the NAACP national convention, stood firm on an issue, elicited boos and, hours later, embraced the boos in another speech. If the campaign were a message board, he might as well have closed with a Cam'ron-inspired "u mad?"
NAACP Boos Romney and His Promise To Eliminate Obamacare
Taylor Berman · 07/11/12 06:03PMIn unsurprising news, totally normal and relatable person Mitt Romney was booed by the NAACP today after the Republican presidential nominee promised to eliminate Obamacare (née Romneycare) if elected president. The jeering crowd disrupted Romney for a good fifteen seconds or so before the smirking hair joke weirdo regained control and attempted to smooth things over with a predictably boring story about the Chamber of Commerce.
Romney Ad Uses Hillary Clinton's Words Against Obama
Louis Peitzman · 07/01/12 01:25PM
Remember when Hillary Clinton said, "Shame on you, Barack Obama"? Mitt Romney does. And he's making that the focal point of his "Shame On You" ad, which alleges that Obama spreads misinformation about Romney the same way he did about Hillary Clinton during the 2008 primaries.