Hey look at the cool new thing! Burger King, a highfalutin hamburg shoppe, is rolling out a new sexy brunch menu. It's true! Because all those gays and Sexy City-ers love brunch, so the rest of America will too.

Curious how much KFC-gobbling New York Times food critic Sam Sifton eats in a week? Well, he's written it all down for us, and 24,560 calories later I feel kinda sick. Or hungry. I feel sick for feeling hungry.

Yes, that was a real pig's head illustrating the New York Times' negative review of Jonathan Safran Foer's anti-meat-eating book, Gawker contributor Joshua David Stein has confirmed. The letters to the editor should be especially entertaining next Sunday.