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Diners Are Too Expensive
Hamilton Nolan · 03/01/16 10:57AMWhy Don't We Eat Cranberry Sauce All Year?
Hamilton Nolan · 11/24/14 12:44PMGluten Is the Least of Your Problems, America
Hamilton Nolan · 10/27/14 09:16AMThere's A Restaurant in D.C. Serving Bugs Today If You're Into That
Aleksander Chan · 06/04/14 10:45AMThe Best Restaurant in New York Is LOX at The Jewish Museum
Caity Weaver · 03/27/14 12:40PMThere are a bunch of restaurants in the world, including some in New York City. But in a city of over 24,000 restaurants, how do you find the best? You begin your search in places that are already popular: New York's hottest tourist destinations. In The Best Restaurant in New York Is, writers Caity Weaver and Rich Juzwiak attempt to determine the best restaurant in New York.
The Restaurant Put the Fork and Knife There In Hopes You Might Use Them
Ken Layne · 01/13/14 11:35AMOf course you should use silverware when you're eating dinner at a restaurant that has provided silverware, right there next to your non-paper plate. Nobody believes otherwise. But here's our important new populist debate about whether New York Mayor Bill de Blasio is too fancy because he used a fork and knife to eat a pizza dinner in a sit-down restaurant.
Restaurants Are Full of Old People Now
Hamilton Nolan · 12/12/13 12:43PMAverage American's Day Now Just a Parade of Meat Products
Hamilton Nolan · 08/26/13 09:55AMOnce upon a time, Americans sat together at tables thrice daily for "meals," during which nutritious food was consumed. Today, however, market research indicates that we prefer to simply have processed meat products shoveled into our mouths constantly throughout the day. By conveyor belt, if possible.
You Should Eat Horse
Cord Jefferson · 02/21/13 06:30PMThis horse meat scandal is sweeping Western Europe and quivering even the stiffest of upper lips in Britain. Some people are concerned that the horse meat in their microwaveable pasta dinners may be tainted with an equine anti-inflammatory called phenylbutazone, which in huge doses can cause health risks. But let's get real: Most people are just grossed out at the thought of eating horse meat instead of cow meat. That's stupid.