You know what's harsh? Getting expelled from the Air Force Academy for smoking fake weed.

Charlie Sheen's coke-fueled evening with a porn star and subsequent trip to the hospital has earned him another stint in rehab. He checked into an undisclosed facility earlier today and Two and a Half Men is now on hiatus.

Annie has convinced the study group to become the Greendale Anti-Drug players and they'll be putting on a play for 50 middle-schoolers. The play couldn't have gone worse if they tried, and culminated with the kids chanting "we love drugs!"

Charlie Sheen apparently had entire briefcase "full of cocaine" delivered to his house before being hospitalized. Look for Sheen to launch a new line of signature "drug luggage" (druggage?)—including the coke briefcase and the painkiller toiletry kit.

President Obama fielded one of the many questions about drugs during his YouTube interview today! And he didn't laugh it off like last time. While he doesn't support legalization, he acknowledges it's an "entirely legitimate topic for debate." Better!

Several states may ban bath salts that contain the chemicals mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone because people are now snorting, injecting, and smoking them to get high. Doing that doesn't relax you, but will turn you into a violent psychopath. Go figure!

A California entrepreneur has announced plans to sell Canna Cola, a soda laced with THC, in the state's medical marijuana dispensaries. In response, we're rushing our pot-themed Vitamin Water knockoff, Bong Water, into development.

Slamdance is known for edge, and one 2011 standout is Snow On tha Bluff, a doc about "rock" in Atlanta. Director Damon Russell, from A&E's The First 48, takes immersive to the extreme in this unflinching trailer.

Did you know that you can get high on bath salts? It's true. In fact, bath salts get you so high that states are considering a ban, because bath salt abuse causes "hallucinations, paranoia, rapid heart rates and suicidal thoughts."

Under pressure from Italy, Hospira—the U.S. company that produces a drug used in lethal injections, sodium thiopental—is going to stop producing it, forcing states to look for other drugs to kill people with (like this one). [WaPo]

Need some steroids? Sure you do. Try Amazon.com, which offers a veritable ocean of steroid-containing "supplements," ready for shipping right to your doorstep.

Police in Colombia have arrested a pigeon that was struggling to fly over the walls of Bucaramanga prison with 1.6 ounces of weed strapped to its back. A police commander called it "a new case of criminal ingenuity."

In September, a "Narcotics Strike Force" burst into the Utah home of 45-year-old Todd Blair. Blair, "armed" with a golf club, was shot within seconds. Police found "paraphernalia" and an empty vial of meth. Here's video of the raid.

Spanish police have raided what they describe as the "largest and most sophisticated cocaine laboratory" in Europe, arresting 25 people, confiscating 300 kilos of coke, 470 cell phones, plus cash and weapons. But rest easy, European druggies: there's always meow-meow.

As every college student knows, there is almost nothing funnier than watching a person try to narrate her acid trips. Especially when that person is a housewife in the year 1956. As she says, "I can see all the molecules!"

Onetime Bad Boy rapper G. Dep pleaded not guilty yesterday to killing a man in 1993. That's just "procedural," since he walked into a police station and confessed to the crime last month, "likely...while under the influence of drugs." [WSJ]

Today's episode of Dr. Phil brought the conclusion of the incredibly hyped, two-day Ted Williams familiy trouble/rehab saga. During it, Dr. Phil held a one-on-one intervention of sorts and asked a reluctant and scared Williams to go straight into treatment.

Brett Favre's younger sister Brandi — who's previously been in trouble for shoplifting and participating in a drive-by shooting (!) — was arrested yesterday in a suburban meth lab in Mississippi. Narcotics agents entered while the lab was "still cooking."

Thanks to a lengthy exposé by the Newark Star-Ledger, New Jersey lawmakers have introduced bills that would require random drug testing for anabolic steroids among law enforcement agencies, and health evaluations before prescriptions for steroids can be issued.

A team of scientists have published the results of a research project today which ties good music and feelings of euphoria together. For instance, did you know that listening to Samuel Barber's "Adagio for Strings" will get you so high?