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Catholic University Still Full of Sex, Sex, Sex
Hamilton Nolan · 10/31/11 10:11AMEarlier this year, Catholic University president John Garvey vowed to get rid of co-ed dorms, lest his school further descend into the depths of liquor-soaked "nun and priest"-themed heterosexual orgies. Is mere sexxxual segregation enough to tame the devilish sexxx hormones of sexxxy young sexxx-crazed students at the very peak of their sexxxuality?
We're Running Low on Drugs
Lauri Apple · 10/31/11 08:17AMBefore Roasting That Raccoon, Think About Your Brother
Lauri Apple · 10/29/11 04:36PMAll Adam Eubank's brother wanted to do was barbecue a raccoon. He did not intend to get anyone into trouble. But police heard about the raccoon-meal preparations—which took place out in the open, behind their apartment building—and found some buckets of "an unknown material" related to meth-making on the premises. And so the night was ruined.
This Bracelet Will Get Your Kid High Someday
Lauri Apple · 10/29/11 02:31PMWas Justin Timberlake Stoned on Letterman?
Matt Cherette · 10/27/11 03:14AMStarbucks Now Offering Oxycontin Spice Lattes
Seth Abramovitch · 10/26/11 09:46PMAs the Starbucks menu continues to grow and diversify, one item that millions of Americans crave even harder than bucket-sized portions of caffeine — prescription opioids — still remains frustratingly out of reach. Unless, that is, you happened to stop into a Starbucks where one Dr. Feelgood was allegedly doling out OxyContin, Vicodin, Xanax, Adderall and Suboxone to customers he barely knew.
Does Occupy Wall Street Have a Drug Problem?
TheFix.com · 10/25/11 05:49PM87-Year-Old Man Busted with a Shit Ton of Cocaine
Brian Moylan · 10/25/11 02:08PMOh, Weed Spots Don't Actually Reduce Crime
Hamilton Nolan · 10/25/11 08:18AMWhat if I told you that having a medical marijuana dispensary near you could actually reduce crime in your neighborhood? You'd probably be like "duuuude," or some other stereotypically "stoner" thing, because your "glaucoma treatment" has been particularly good lately. Well, snap out of it, man: I'm here to tell you that a medical marijuana dispensary does not reduce crime in your neighborhood after all!
World's Leading Trump-Channeler Did Crack Just to Cope
Seth Abramovitch · 10/23/11 11:27PMDarrell Hammond — the seemingly mild-mannered Saturday Night Live impressionist — says in his autobiography, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked, that he had to down whole bottles of cognac backstage to "[calm] my nerves and [quiet] the disturbing images that sprang into my head." When that failed to work, he would cut himself. Some of the gashes were huge.
Hunter S. Thompson's Hangover Cure
Max Read · 10/17/11 07:18PMPlayboy's published its entire correspondence with the late journalist Hunter S. Thompson, and while most of it's not quite as fascinatingly deranged as the various letters (and other documents) from Thompson that have surfaced over the years, the cache does contain this amazing hangover cure, undated and scrawled on the stationery of the Beverly Hills Hotel:
Never Have Kids, If You Value Your Health
Hamilton Nolan · 10/17/11 04:30PMSnoop Dogg is Obsessed with the World's Largest Turnip
Seth Abramovitch · 10/13/11 11:15PMHere we have a perfectly rational, not-at-all-insane news report, introduced by a sober anchor, about how Snoop Dogg reached out to a Welshman named Ian Neale, whom he'd stumbled upon on YouTube discussing a noteworthy accomplishment: Neale grew the world's largest rutabaga, or "swede" as they are known in the U.K. — short for Swedish turnip.
Elderly Trio Hospitalized After Mistakenly Eating Pot Brownies at a Funeral
Seth Abramovitch · 10/11/11 01:17AMThe inadvertent consumption of pot brownies by unsuspecting dessert lovers continues to plague the weed-covered West Coast. After last month's accidental dosing of an office in Victoria, B.C., comes this story from Huntington Beach, Ca., in which a trio of senior citizens attending their friend's memorial unwittingly snacked on a plate of ganja-laced goodies.