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Oh No, Drug Counselors Might Have Criminal Records
Hamilton Nolan · 05/14/13 09:58AMWhy Isn't Cocaine as Good as Exercise?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/13 01:05PMThe sun has risen, and it's time for "Hey, Science," our boldly scientific weekly feature in which we have your most provocative scientific questions answered by real live scientists (or related experts). No topic is off limits in our ongoing quest for truth and time-wasting. This week, doctors explain: Why do cardio exercise when you could just do cocaine?
Viagra Ads Invade GOP Website As Pfizer Sells Sex Pills Online
Ken Layne · 05/06/13 12:21PM"Weeeeee!" Sings Alleged Coke Bag as It Soars Out of Model's Purse
Caity Weaver · 05/06/13 11:10AMIt's impossible to know for sure exactly what white substance burst forth from supermodel Cara Delevingne's pocketbook on Saturday, as she merrily searched for her keys in front of her London home. Perhaps it was a baggie of bone ash, to make a glaze for tiny ceramics. Perhaps it was a pinch of anthrax, to poison her littlest enemies. Perhaps it was 1 gram of flour, to bake a cake for a fairy queen.
All My Friends Are Dead
Peter Moskowitz · 05/04/13 12:07PMBeauty Queen Filmed Showing 5-Year-Old Boy How to Snort Special K
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/03/13 01:01PMObama's Justice Department Cracking Down On California Pot Shops
Ken Layne · 05/01/13 05:59PMFlorida Man Phones 911 Dozens of Times to Order Kool-Aid and Weed
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/01/13 05:35PMScientists Can Now Breathalyze You For Drugs
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/27/13 03:30PMPharma Suit Could Make for Most Expensive Hooters Dinner of All Time
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/27/13 12:03PMComedian Gets Kids to Play Evil 'Drug Deal Prank' on Their Parents
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/25/13 01:26PMSwedish Police Find Drugs and a Stun Gun on Bieber’s Tour Bus (Duhhh)
Caity Weaver · 04/25/13 09:40AMJohn Boehner's Son-in-Law Does Not Look How You Think He'd Look
Cord Jefferson · 04/24/13 01:27PMSki Town's Most Exciting Incident in Years: High-Speed Giraffe Chase
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/22/13 08:47AMTeen Who Crashed Into Several Cars With Stolen Big-Rig Full of Strawberries Told Cops He Was Being Chased by Zombies
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/11/13 02:51PMFor The First Time, Majority of Americans Support Marijuana Legalization
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/05/13 08:33AM3.9 Tons of Pot Discovered During Routine Traffic Stop in Texas
Taylor Berman · 04/03/13 07:31PMSon Fakes Heroin Addiction to Freak Mom Out for April Fools; Mom Freaks Son Out with Violent Reaction
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/02/13 03:00PMGirl Weeps for Her 'Murdered Wisdom Teeth' in Best After Dentist Video Since David
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/28/13 01:56PMSo-called "after dentist" videos are a dime a dozen. Which is why you can trust that this one's a good'un.