divorce
Rich People Come Out Against Having You All Up in Their Business
Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/09 09:57AMBrian Grazer Deftly Avoids Divorce Bonanza, Hairdo Perfectly Intact
Richard Lawson · 05/22/09 12:56PMBrad Grey Gets a Smiley Face On His Divorce Papers
Richard Lawson · 05/19/09 03:38PMMel Gibson Goes to Divorce Court
Richard Lawson · 04/13/09 11:18AMMoney Can't Buy Elon Musk Love
Owen Thomas · 04/06/09 02:17PMMichael Wolff's Girlfriend Costs Him His Wife
Hamilton Nolan · 03/30/09 10:51AMWhy Flickr's Caterina Fake Is Launching Hunch on Her Own
Owen Thomas · 03/27/09 11:40AMCountess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
Hamilton Nolan · 03/26/09 10:01AMCountess Raped Me, Husband Says
Ryan Tate · 03/25/09 05:39AMCountess Divorcée's Perfect Marriage From Hell
Hamilton Nolan · 03/24/09 08:36AMCountess Divorcée Needs $53K a Week, Minimum
Hamilton Nolan · 03/20/09 08:47AMLawyer Wants Madoff Bucks Back from Ex-Wife
Owen Thomas · 02/04/09 06:45PMMeredith Vieira is the Grim Reaper of Marriage
Hamilton Nolan · 01/05/09 01:10PMMadonna is a Liar, Claims Madonna
Kyle Buchanan · 12/17/08 01:04PMMadonna to Give Guy Ritchie Massive Divorce Settlement, Headache
Kyle Buchanan · 12/15/08 05:01PMGuy Ritchie and Three Other People We Want To Be Who Never Have To Work Again
Richard Lawson · 12/15/08 03:43PMHave you heard the big crazy news? Guy Ritchie, film director, is getting between $76 and $92 million in divorce settlement monies from his now ex-wife, folk singer Madonna Louise Ciccone. That is so much cheddar that maybe a mouse has died from being so happy while dreaming of it! And the funny thing is, who the F was Guy Ritchie before she came along? Just a dude who made some dude-ish British indie crime caper movies (and is now making Sherlock Holmes wiff Robert Downey Jr) and well, hell, he could retire now forever and never have to pretend he has a viable career ever again. Just like:
Why Would Ronald Perelman Need Better Press?
Hamilton Nolan · 11/19/08 11:57AMSo, former MSNBC guy Dan Abrams is starting a "consulting" firm full of random media people to give advice to rich corporate clients about how to handle media-related issues. Do you know what that's called? It's called a PR firm. But this PR firm would never call itself that, because that would make the media people it employs sound corrupt. The thing is, this firm's business plan is so annoying that the rest of the media (us) is going to cover its clients even harder to make up for it. For example! Abrams' first client is billionaire Ron Perelman. Now why would Ron Perelman need to worry about his reputation?
'Beauty Junkie' Alex Kuczynski To Nip, Tuck Her Marriage?
Richard Lawson · 11/12/08 04:41PMSend Alex Kuczynski some sympathy plastic surgery gift certificates. Because the très public, cosmetic surgery-loving former New York Times high-priced-shopping beat reporter (and now sometimes Times freelancer) may be getting a divorce from her older, bazillionaire husband. Or at least Cityfile is hearing things to that effect! Kuczynski and money man Charles Stevenson have been married for six years, and had a baby by surrogate last April. But, I guess now it could be over. Cityfile's main evidence, I suppose, is the fact that Kuczynski has been laying low of late. She backed out of fashion designer Dian von Furstenberg's recent charity spelling bee (that this exists at all brings immeasurable joy/worry to my heart) and her usual consumerism-crazy Times articles have been in short supply these past few months. In fact, her most recent article was a review of actor Alec Baldwin's new book, I Never Promised You a Rainbow A Promise to Ourselves. And what is that book about? D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Sad if it's true. Though on the bright side, maybe it would leave her more time for fabulous shopping trips and, erm, Idaho orgies.
Messy Divorces: 'Old, Wrinkled' Madonna vs. 'Sneaky Coward' Guy Ritchie
Richard Lawson · 10/22/08 09:45AMThe ink is barely dry on those first giddy divorce filings, and already the vultures are circling world's biggest pop star Madonna and her cuckolded soon-to-be ex-husband, "film director" Guy Ritchie. While the two stars themselves have remained relatively demure about the whole matter—Madge makes the same "emotionally retarded" joke at every concert, Guy reportedly said on the set of his new film Sherlock Holmes, "today's going to be a weird one, but don't feel awkward because this is where I want to be" while waving a copy of a British tabloid—the press has been a little more salacious. The latest Us Weekly features a gushy, long-for-that-publication article on the storied split, providing hideous and sad details like how Ritchie used to refer to sex with his Isla Bonita as "cuddling up with a piece of gristle." That's just... well, that's poetry Mr. Ritchie. How messy is this thing going to get? One hopes, because there are three young children involved, that they'll keep their cool and blunder on in private. Though discretion is not always Maddy's forte and Guy will have to come to terms with the fact that he's not really famous without his muscly bride. Though juicy details about Madonna's Kaballah-fueled romp in the twenty million dollar hay with Yankees sucker Alex Rodriguez and Ritchie's supposed on-set romance with a young British chippy promise to "entertain" for some time. Plus, there are wonderful unconfirmed tidbits about Madge slapping Guy and calling him a coward for eating chocolate bars, and Guy returning fire by calling her old and wrinkly. Whee! The tabloid press will, of course, screech and caw and ruffle their feathers, pulling smaller and smaller strands of meat from this marriage's dessicated carcass, but eventually—if Madonna and Guy play it close to their chests—they'll have to find some other moldering corpse of a blessed union to feed off of. Who's due? Um... Ashlee and Pete? Nicole Richie and that man that she married? Elton and David??