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Turns Out Like Everybody Had Swine Flu
Hamilton Nolan · 06/11/09 08:31AMSwine Flu Strikes Glamour
Hamilton Nolan · 06/10/09 12:32PMSwine Flu Strikes Vogue!
Hamilton Nolan · 06/01/09 11:30AMSwine Flu Panic: Over
Hamilton Nolan · 05/27/09 02:09PMSwine Flu Fells Plane In Boston!
Pareene · 05/01/09 03:31PMEverything Everywhere Closed. Swine Flu.
Hamilton Nolan · 05/01/09 10:39AMDeadly Mexican Swine Flu Traced to Kids Having Fun
Hamilton Nolan · 04/29/09 08:36AMLeaders Vow to Throw Money at Swine Flu Menace
Hamilton Nolan · 04/28/09 02:49PMFive Ways the Swine Flu Story Is Dumb
Hamilton Nolan · 04/28/09 09:36AMDeadly Swine Flu Panic Sweeps TV Journalists!
Hamilton Nolan · 04/27/09 03:21PMWashing your hands hundreds of time: will it save you? From swine flu, maybe. But not from the pig disease death meme that has claimed the minds of many of our nation's television news stars!
The 'Blatant Lies' School of Advertising
Hamilton Nolan · 02/26/09 03:42PMReality Star Who Lived On Camera to Die On Camera
Richard Lawson · 02/15/09 11:00AMFood Blogger Proudly Contracts Gout
Richard Lawson · 01/21/09 05:26PMMercury Poisoning Made Jeremy Piven Sleep All Day
Richard Lawson · 01/12/09 02:47PMPublic Service Announcement
Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/08 05:00PMMontauk Monster In Secret Mutant Army?
Ryan Tate · 08/07/08 10:15PMKen Layne over at Wonkette has done some heroic digging into Plum Island, the Department of Homeland Security-run animal horror lab suspiciously close not only to Montauk, where our friend Monty washed ashore, but to a long string of terrifying outbreaks and hybrid animal attacks. We knew from the start of the Montauk Monster mystery that Plum Island was at the center of various conspiracy theories, but when one looks at the entire awful history in one blog post, one must inevitably conclude that, despite its shifty and inconsistent denials, the federal government is assembling there a fearsome monster army that, if left unchecked, will someday slaughter us while we sleep.
Amy Winehouse Has Emphysema
ian spiegelman · 06/22/08 09:15AMDisappearing singer Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with emphysema, according to her father. "'The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won't just ruin her voice, it will kill her,' he was quoted as saying in the Sunday Mirror. 'The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid-she wouldn't have been able to breathe.' He added: 'She's got emphysema. It's in its early stages, but had it gone on for another month they painted a very vivid picture of her sitting there like an old person with a mask on her face struggling to breathe.'"
Your Tomatoes May Kill You!
Hamilton Nolan · 06/09/08 04:48PMMcDonald's has pulled all tomatoes out of its stores because of a DEADLY POISON salmonella scare! Winn-Dixie, Ralphs, Vons, and Albertsons supermarkets are pulling some tomatoes from their shelves! Taco Bell, Chipotle, and (a tipster says) Subway: pulling tomatoes! For your safety. Again: THE RAW RED TOMATOES IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR MAY HARBOR DEADLY MICROBES PREPARED TO ROT YOU FROM THE INSIDE. In a servicey attempt to keep all of you in good health, we are pasting this weekend's FDA warning after the jump:
American Girls: Britney Learns a Lesson
Richard Lawson · 04/10/08 12:24PMBritney Spears, the living embodiment of Slimer from Ghostbusters, was very moved by last night's Idol Gives Back. She donated $25,000 to aid malaria relief in Africa: "She didn't know much about the disease, so she Googled it. She was horrified to realize kids were dying from mosquito bites. So she went online and donated after getting [her dad] Jamie's permission. She used her Amex." [Showbiz Spy]