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Conservative "News" Site Battles Google for Its Right to Be Racist
Adam Weinstein · 02/18/14 03:21PMRedneck States Are Borrowing a Confederate Plan to Protect Their Guns
Adam Weinstein · 02/12/14 02:31PMHave you heard of "gun nullification"? It's all the rage. Seriously, so hot. It's especially popular in these Southern states who've used nullification before to tell the federales to butt the hell out of their business. Back then, nullification protected slavery and Jim Crow. Now, it protects your Smith & Wesson.
WSJ Columnist Offers the Dumbest Analogy Ever to Excuse Campus Rapes
Adam Weinstein · 02/11/14 04:30PMJames Taranto is what we in the journalism business, ensconced as we are in our industry lingo, call a "fucking moron." Yet, by virtue of his position as a tastemaker on the Wall Street Journal's op-ed pages, it's worth asking how he spelunked today into his latest, lowest muddy crevice of misogyny.
Of Course Scott Walker Says He Voted for Reagan When He Was 17
Adam Weinstein · 02/10/14 02:11PMFlorida Man Arrested for Smoking Pot in Maternity Ward After Delivery
Adam Weinstein · 02/10/14 01:00PMSuicide Bombing Teacher, NY Times Combine on Most Ironic Headline Ever
Adam Weinstein · 02/10/14 12:25PMAdam Weinstein · 02/05/14 05:34PM
The World's Blandest Criminal Has Been Found
Sarah Hedgecock · 01/30/14 01:30PMAdam Weinstein · 01/29/14 11:50AM
Texas is poised do away with its high-school Algebra II requirement, so that "school districts can better work with local employers to build curriculums that prepare high school graduates to move directly into high-paying jobs." Let's make students into cold-calling sales interns and call it "applied math"!
Florida Men Lead Police on Canoe Chase
Adam Weinstein · 01/29/14 10:40AMPro Tip: Masturbate in the McDonald's Parking Lot at Your Own Risk
Adam Weinstein · 01/28/14 01:55PMFlorida Man Shoots at Shit in His RV's Front Yard, Starts Scary Trend
Adam Weinstein · 01/28/14 12:54PMOld-fart Floridians have found a new way to keep the damn kids off their lawn: Start a shooting range on it. It's totally legal, thanks to a little-known 1987 law that's recently been rediscovered by Beretta-toting bubbas.
Man Shoots New Neighbors He Thought Were Stealing From His Property
Adam Weinstein · 01/27/14 11:20AMArizona's Republican Party Censures John McCain For Being Too Liberal
Adam Weinstein · 01/27/14 10:19AMAdam Weinstein · 01/24/14 03:32PM
Obama's Norway Ambassador Nominee Knows Less Than Nothing About Norway
Adam Weinstein · 01/24/14 12:35PMGeorge Tsunis is rich. He raised a lot of money for Barack Obama and other Democrats. Barack Obama has nominated George Tsunis to be the U.S. ambassador to Norway. George Tsunis should have wiki'd Norway before testifying to the Senate.
House Candidate Celebrates MLK Day By Calling for Obama to Be Hanged
Adam Weinstein · 01/21/14 10:30AMDid Two Texas Women Get Mugged By a Cartoon?
Sarah Hedgecock · 01/20/14 04:45PMAdam Weinstein · 01/16/14 12:35PM
"It's absurd that a country like that sends four lesbians to Russia just to demonstrate that in their country gay rights have (been established)," an Italian member of the International Olympic Committee says of the U.S. delegation for the upcoming Winter Olympics. Huh? What do you mean, "a country like that"?