depression
What Ya Mamma Gave Ya Is Actually Depression
Leah Beckmann · 01/25/12 06:15PMEveryone on Twitter Is In a Three-Year Depression Spiral
Ryan Tate · 12/20/11 04:00PMAmerica's College Students Are Sad, Alert
Hamilton Nolan · 12/13/11 01:00PMDespondent Law Students Fondle Puppies for Solace
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/11 11:25AMPuppies and law school go together like leeches and community college. They're just a natural pair. Modern law school is little more than a slow process of coming to the realization that you really never should have gone to law school in the first place. What to do when the inevitable depression sets in? Play with dogs! Dogs, dogs, dogs. Dogs will take the pain away.
Sexualizing Kids Sure Is Expensive
Hamilton Nolan · 09/22/11 03:12PMSmooth Move Buying All Those McMansions, America
Hamilton Nolan · 09/21/11 03:19PMThe weirdest thing in the whole entire USA Today "economic reporting as well as stories about angels" newspaper today was this alleged propaganda piece about how Americans just keep getting more and more pessimistic about the economy. What's the major malfunction, Americans? Unhappy about the virtually assured prospect of several more relentlessly awful years of your home not gaining value as you foolishly expected, extending the fearsome "lost decade" unto, it seems, infinity? Well I guess that makes sense.
Americans Are Too Poor and Sad to Violently Attack One Another Anymore
John Cook · 09/16/11 04:40PMIs Barack Obama Depressed?
John Cook · 09/12/11 03:45PMWouldn't you be? Barack Obama is at the nadir of his political popularity and effectiveness. He has been maneuvered into an economic corner of 9%-plus unemployment by a relentlessly nihilistic Congress. His achievements—killing bin Laden, saving the auto industry at negligible cost—are written off as flukes. Plus all this 9/11 anniversary stuff! We hear the New York Times is looking into whether it's all starting to get to him—like, clinically.
Now You Can Have Your Dead Body Melted
Hamilton Nolan · 08/30/11 04:05PMCongratulations, You're Not Crazy, You're Just Sick
Brian Moylan · 08/09/11 05:41PMU.S. Credit Rating Downgraded for First Time
Max Read · 08/06/11 08:48AMAntidepression Is the New Depression
Hamilton Nolan · 08/04/11 03:54PMOur 'Economic Recovery' Has Been Downgraded to an 'Uncontrolled Death Spiral'
John Cook · 07/29/11 10:21AMThis jobless recovery of ours is now officially just joblessness. According to new data from the Bureau of Economic Analysis, GDP grew by just 1.3% last quarter. Worse, the growth we thought we've been seeing since 2003 has been more anemic than we thought: According to the revised numbers, the economy grew a lousy .4 percent of the first quarter of 2011—or almost a fifth of what we thought it had grown.
A Drug That Could Erase Your Bad Memories
Lauri Apple · 05/29/11 10:46AMSemen: Nature's Anti-Depressant?
Seth Abramovitch · 05/05/11 03:24AMThere's been a theory circulating for some time now around the scientific and semen-loving communities, which proposes that that man-made substance can reduce depression. A sex columnist at Popular Science's website decided to investigate if the claims might be true — and good news, ladies-and-certain-gentlemen: It just might!
Americans Not Happy With Nation's Glorious Economic Recovery
Hamilton Nolan · 04/22/11 10:17AMHosni Mubarak is 'Clinically Depressed'
Max Read · 04/19/11 10:47PMPoor Hosni Mubarak! The Egyptian dictator is, according to "a senior Egyptian official" who spoke with Fox News, "clinically depressed." The octogenarian has been in the hospital with heart problems since last week; according to doctors, he "spends all day in bed and is eating very little with his wife Suzanne by his side." Look, Hosni, don't get us wrong, the transition from fearsome autocrat to old Egyptian guy can be difficult! But you have to take care of yourself. Make sure you're exercising, and maybe take up a hobby, like gardening. We also hear meditation is great for depression. [NYP]