Constantly masturbating hobbit-witch Christine O'Donnell, Delaware's Republican Senate candidate, notes on her LinkedIn page that she took a class on postmodernism at "University of Oxford." Fancy, except for the elitist subject matter! Anyway, she's lying.

Well, Bill Maher has kept his promise to release a slow drip of embarrassing clips about Delaware Tea Party Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell until she comes on his show. This week's installment: O'Donnell thinks evolution is a 'myth'.

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At a GOP picnic, Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell laughed off her 1999 claim that she "dabbled into witchcraft": "How many of you didn't hang out with questionable folks in high school? There's been no witchcraft since."

Are fringe candidates winning GOP primaries good for Democrats? Yes! According to Political pollmeister Nate Silver, odds of a GOP takeover of the Senate in November have dropped from 26 percent last week to 15 percent, post-primary.

Someone at ABC News either has poor attention to detail, or is especially clever. Here's what they tweeted this afternoon about anti-masturbation Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell. For the record, she calls her stance "Polishing the Delaware." ("Doing the Dover-Under"?)

After suffering public whippings from Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin, Karl Rove suddenly and magically supports Christine O'Donnell! Always has. When he was not supporting her, well, that was just a ploy to raise Internet money! Leave Karl Rove alone.

How are you liking Sarah Palin now, GOP? Her endorsement of wacky Christine O'Donnell clinched her primary victory, which will cost the GOP a safe Senate seat. And now Palin has some words for a furious Karl Rove: "Buck up!"

Long before Tea Party backed candidate Christine O'Donnell won the Republican primary in Delaware, the conservative firebrand was arguing that the government was spending too much money fighting AIDS and said condoms wouldn't stop the disease from spreading.

Establishment Republicans are (understandably!) furious after last night's Senate primary in Delaware, where '90s MTV anti-masturbation advocate Christine O'Donnell defeated the more-electable candidate Rep. Mike Castle. Karl Rove, for example, is still trashing her, although O'Donnell calls his criticisms "unfactual."

The GOP is getting tired of these Tea Party candidates putting their expected Senate pick-ups in jeopardy. Christine O'Donnell, a weird anti-masturbation lady running for the Republican Senate nomination in Delaware, is the latest example. The party wants her gone.

Police were called to Rehoboth Beach in Delaware over Memorial Day weekend after people complained that several transgender women with breast implants were sunbathing topless. But with male genitalia, they can't be arrested for indecent boob exposure. [AP, Getty]

It would be completely inappropriate for some loser blogger to call Beau Biden, who just finished a year-long deployment to Iraq, a coward. But the Vice President's kid is a big coward.

Apparently she calls into a local talk radio station all the time. In this clip, she is talking about aliens. Also she predicts Armageddon in 95 years.

See, this lady says Barack Obama is "a citizen of Kenya," and wants to know what her Representative plans to do about the fact that a Kenyan has become the president. So Castle says: "Well I don't know what comment that invites. If you're referring to the president, then he is a citizen of the United States."

So Smilin' Joe Biden doesn't get to live in Delaware anymore (we're sure he's so bummed about not getting to live in Delaware anymore) because he's our smiley new Vice President. He will go live in a scary observatory like a mad scientist. That's where we make the Vice President live! Anyway. This means Biden can't be Senator-for-life from Delaware anymore. They still have some other guy in the Senate but apparently the "law" says we need to give Delaware two Senators. The new one was supposed to be Beau Biden, Joe's son (above, right, with evil lobbyist brother Hunter), but apparently the governor has instead named some guy named "Ted Kaufman." Of course, Beau is in Iraq right now, so he can still get the seat when he comes back for the election in 2010. [The Fix]