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The Germans Love 'Valkyrie'!

STV · 01/26/09 12:45PM

The debate over Valkyrie's box-office viability has tempered since its plunge from the post-holiday Top 10. But while it's barely broken even at home, it managed a stunning Euro groundswell over the weekend.

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Jeremy Piven

STV · 01/26/09 12:22PM

1/24 — Saw JEREMY PIVEN sweating off all of that mercury on the Stairmaster at Equinox. He had bags under his eyes that rivaled Droopy the Dog's. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

Rabid, Unstoppable 'Slumdog' Chews Into SAG Awards

STV · 01/26/09 11:45AM

Only four more weeks til the Oscars! Which, if last night's Screen Actors Guild Awards showing by Slumdog Millionaire is any indication, means only 11 more months until your next viable Oscar race.

Goodbye, Veatrice

Seth Abramovitch · 01/23/09 08:34PM

· Every year, Waxy.org does some impressive spreadsheet analysis of how Oscar-nominated movies are faring in the online piracy sector. Findings: Only Rachel Getting Married isn't available .
· Nervous lawyers pull the plug on Ashton Kutcher's Twitter Nation of D-boys and D-girls.
· Your American Idol David Cook will hit mostly college campuses on his first U.S. tour, to be followed in subsequent tours by malls, county fairs, and, finally, cosmetology conventions nationwide.
· We hear crafts are getting big in these hard times, and what better place to go for your knitting supplies than your own pet!
· We didn't think there was any way you could ruin pancakes. We were wrong.

Two Between The Sheets and a Cobra's Fang, Please

McCluskey and Miller · 01/23/09 06:24PM

When we're pregaming on Friday nights for our weekly visit to Tiki-Ti, we usually end up watching porn or food shows, but there are other shows on Friday that might tickle your fancy.

That'll Sell Tickets!

Seth Abramovitch · 01/23/09 06:05PM

Sienna takes Broadway, mistakes theater souvenir-cart for gifting suite. [Variety]

Come To The Extortiony Bahamas

Seth Abramovitch · 01/23/09 05:53PM

The unfolding John Travolta extortion case looks to have been keeping TMZ busy this week. They initially reported that it involved demands of $20 million for pictures of a dying Jett, which they later retracted.

Meet Sundance's Swag Ladies!

Kyle Buchanan · 01/23/09 05:19PM

People come to Sundance to tell their stories, and in that spirit, we eschewed talking to directors and actors (you know, art people) to listen to tales told by Sundance's swag baronesses. Viva independent film!

Iron Man's Rap Sheet Of Drunken Break-Ins Confuses Japanese Populace

Kyle Buchanan · 01/23/09 04:26PM

Before his career resurgence in Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr.'s best-known performances involved Wild Turkey, aluminum foil-wrapped inducements, and the cushy beds of strangers. As the actor recounts, these roles apparently never made it overseas.

Defamer Corners Sundance Sophomore Bobcat Goldthwait

STV · 01/23/09 03:36PM

His manic persona may have ebbed, and his profile may have lowered since the 1980s. All the better for Bobcat Goldthwait, one of the unlikelier Sundance darlings we've run into this year in Park City.

Murder, She Bathed

Seth Abramovitch · 01/23/09 02:46PM

It's Friday, it's pouring, and all you want to do is to relax and pamper yourself with some softcore Angela Lansbury videos. Are we right? Of course we are.