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Which Celeb Cried After Drunk Dialing Her Ex at an Oscar Party?

Brian Moylan · 02/28/12 11:53AM

This star ruined an Oscar party when she drunk dialed her recent ex and found out he was with another woman. This celeb hates his famous brother-in-law, this couple has really loud sex on set, and this tween got busy under a table at an Oscar party. Maybe that is what our first star was crying about.

Which Actress Freaked Out When She Didn't Win the Oscar?

Brian Moylan · 02/27/12 11:41AM

This actress was sobbing backstage at the Oscars because she didn't win an award. This actor wants to give an aging diva a TV show, this rapper scored drugs off his now-dead girlfriend, and this actress had an author beaten up because he was going to write a book about all the men her famous husband slept with. Now that is poor sportsmanship.

What Not to Do at Your Oscar Party

Brian Moylan · 02/25/12 12:00PM

Sunday night the television audience for the Oscars telecast will be as large and as social as for any other event except the Super Bowl. Many will have the bright idea to invite all your friends over for an Oscar Party. For those playing host, here are some common party fouls to avoid.

Jersey Shore: Lost at Sea

Brian Moylan · 02/24/12 02:18PM

Finally, the members of the greatest sociological experiment of our time forage for their own food, and they promptly caught crabs. No, the actual crustaceans. They did not contract a horrible case of pubic lice, though they did make lots of jokes about it. The guidos never change.

Which Star Is Going to Be Arrested Soon?

Brian Moylan · 02/24/12 11:57AM

Word on the street is this celeb is going to have a warrant put out on him very soon. This actor is trying to get sober and it's not going well. All this singer wants is another baby. No, she's not in Ace of Base.

Which Singer Is Being Hounded by Her Former Religious Community?

Brian Moylan · 02/23/12 11:25AM

This singer lost her "religion" and now church officials are driving her crazy. This sexy singer is actually a virgin, and two celebs are fighting over which one is going to have this singer as the guest of honor at their separate Oscar bashes. There's so much singing, and so many caged birds.

Which Actor's New Hobby Is Cross Dressing?

Brian Moylan · 02/22/12 11:19AM

This actor is spending a lot of money to be a transvestite. This NFL player is dating an actress but sleeping with actors on the side. And this comedian is such a sex fiend he's started hooking up with guys. Today's blind items should fly a rainbow flag.

Which Pop Idol Slept with the President of his Fan Club?

Brian Moylan · 02/21/12 11:46AM

In the '70s this famous teen idol used to get a new fan club president every six months so he could sleep with her. This couple wants to start a family and is having difficulty and this tween star's parent is a bit abusive. Maybe she needs a fan club president to protect her.

Oscar Voters Are Older, Whiter, and Maler Than You Thought

Brian Moylan · 02/20/12 12:58PM

No one really knows who the 5,765 members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences are. Yes, those who decide who gets the fetishized and neutered gold man at the Oscars were a mystery until now. The LA Times did a demographic study of who is casting the votes. Shocker: it's old white guys.

Jersey Shore: Peace and Cake

Brian Moylan · 02/17/12 02:07PM

Yes the major event of the most important sociological experiment of our time had to do with cake. Who ate the cake? Remember when our subjects used to crawl in the hot tub and vomit on themselves?

Which Reality Show Judge Showed up to Work Wasted?

Brian Moylan · 02/17/12 10:51AM

This TV celeb reported to work totally hammered. This star is neglecting a failing TV project to try her hand at being successful in film, and this singer just hooked up with his step-sister. Seems he's working under the influence too.

Which Singer Might Leave His Famous Wife for Another Musician?

Brian Moylan · 02/15/12 12:04PM

This is just a crazy string of betrayals, but this rocker is thinking of leaving his celeb partner to shack up with a new lady. This singer skipped the Grammys to enter rehab, and these TV news personalities are on the rocks. Let's see how long they can keep this news under wraps.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: A Case Study of Kim Richards

Brian Moylan · 02/14/12 01:27PM

Last night was the final installment of the continuously protracted Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special. But this time it wasn't really about all the ladies. No, it was about our star. It was about Kim Richards.

Which Singer Got Caught Having Sex Backstage at Fashion Week?

Brian Moylan · 02/14/12 11:45AM

This R&B lady was trying to improve her career by bedding a powerful man backstage at Fashion Week. This actress is going bald, this actress slept with a woman to win a bet, this Oscar nominee has a drinking problem, and this celeb didn't go to the Grammys because she didn't want to be upstaged by Whitney. She at least could have snuck backstage.

Which Singer Got in a Fight Over Her Grammy Dress?

Brian Moylan · 02/13/12 09:24AM

This singer has been arguing with her friends and advisers over her controversial dress for the Grammys. This actor slept with his director's wife, and this actress is pulling a Single White Female on a less-famous actress. Next they're going to be fighting over outfits.