If Lindsay Lohan's recent Rock-Bottom Memorial Day Weekend Spectacular could be crystallized into one image, it would likely be a photograph taken of the actress the night after her drug-related arrest: It featured the starlet being carted off unconscious from Teddy's, eyes closed, mouth agape, and in possession of a pale, violet-tinged complexion that suggested the earliest stages of rigor mortis had begun to set in. In other words, it looked like your average American Apparel ad, and the fact that she just happened to be wearing one of the hipster sportswear company's hoodies at the time made it a near no-brainer for inclusion in their recent marketing efforts. From the NY Times: