Twice this week, a man has driven his car into the gates of Hugh Hefner's estate—more commonly known as the Playboy Mansion—in Holmby Hills. The LAPD is not being forthcoming with details, saying only it has something to do with an "ongoing dispute." We've rounded up the possible suspects after the jump:Jason Statham: He was escorted recently by five security guards off the property after he refused to pose for pictures at the Midsummer's Night Dream Party. The last thing anyone heard him say was, "I'll be back to bulldoze the Grotto, you wankers!" Ben Affleck: New to the neighborhood, he could have easily flown into a rage when Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt rang their doorbell to ask Jennifer Garner if she could "spare a cub of lube." Pauly Shore: Just 'cause. Hector Jimenez: Disgruntled groundskeeper. Anna Faris in a moustache disguise: Because she is starring in a movie about a Playboy Bunny, and this is tangentially related and therefore humorous. Also, she's a notorious road-rager. Feel free to add more to the lineup in the comments, you Encyclopedia Browns and Nancy Drews, you!

So how does a reliable wombsource like Entertainment Tonight get a story as important as Angelina Jolie's impending delivery so wrong, they become the laughingstock of the entire celebrity-birth-exclusives circuit? In the days since misreporting that Jolie had birthed twin girls named Isla and Amelie, the entire company has been subjected to a non-stop barrage of finger pointing and snickers. But how could they have made such a gaffe? Jossip explains how the disgraced celebrity news outlet was played by a savvy assistant impostor:

Come to think of it, what is up with that house at the corner of Fountain and McCadden with all the "No Trespassing" signs and razorwire? Curbed LA's commenters have some very interesting theories: Is it a pot-grow room? A meth lab? Biff's grandma's house in Back to the Future: Part 2? We want answers! (So long as it doesn't involve some toothless guy storming out the front door with a double-barrel shotgun, and a personal credo of "shoot first, ask questions later," which it probably does, so never mind.) [Curbed LA]