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The Defamer Job Board: Break The Cycle
mark · 09/05/07 01:57PMThe Defamer Job Board: Celebrate Labor Day With A Shiny New Job
seth · 08/30/07 04:03PMOn the eve of Labor Day, is there any better moment to reassess your current employment status? Sure, being a third assistant assigned to a hell-spawned second starter wife has its privileges...Actually, no. No it doesn't. That bitch once dislodged a freshly laquered French manicure tip in your eyeball for bringing back a pint of Pinkberry of unacceptable consistency. Get a new job. Get it now. We can help:
The Defamer Job Board: Better Than Hot Coffee In Your Face
seth · 08/28/07 03:02PMThere's two ways you can deal with your current predicament, that being your supervisor's tendency to punctuate his directives with the launching of scalding, coffee-based liquids directly at your face: 1) Put up with it, hoping the amassing scar-tissue will dull your pain receptors, readying you for more caustic substances to come as you advance in your entertainment industry career, or 2) Find a new job. We suggest the latter, and can think of no better place to start than right here, at the Defamer Job Board.
The Defamer Job Board: We Like To Think Of It As The 'Hope Board'
mark · 08/23/07 03:05PMThe Defamer Job Board: Get A Damn Job Already, Would You?
mark · 08/21/07 02:23PMWhy can't the government just keep sending unemployment checks until you've finished your screenplay and/or finally booked a series regular gig on a hit show? Ponder this and other frustrating, employment-related questions as you scour the Defamer Job Board for an opportunity to once again contribute to society.
The Defamer Job Board: The Days Of Collecting Wadded Up Singles Are Over
mark · 08/16/07 02:02PMThe Defamer Job Board: For When You Endorse That Last Unemployment Check
mark · 08/14/07 02:11PMWe know that you're probably attached to your lifestyle of sitting at Starbucks, surfing the web all day, and collecting unemployment checks. But when that precious government handout runs out, you're going to need a new place to drink your coffee and read your blogs. And that's when you'll turn to the Defamer Job Board.
The Defamer Job Board: Gaggers Welcome
mark · 08/09/07 02:22PMSince your gag reflex has thus far prevented you from rising within the ranks of your company in the traditional, blowjob-related manner, it couldn't hurt to get some outside help for a career boost. Hit the Defamer Job Board and never again worry about how your more orally gifted peers are getting ahead.
The Defamer Job Board: A Pinkslip Is Really Just A Golden Ticket To Willy Wonka's Career Satisfaction Factory
mark · 08/07/07 02:13PMA wise man whose name we cannot recall once said, "There is absolutely no better time than right now to use the Defamer Job Board to free yourself from the tyranny of your current boss." (We will allow for the possibility that this message was recently whispered in our ear by a member the Job Board team. Even so, he's got a point.)
The Defamer Job Board: Be Prepared For Anything
mark · 08/02/07 01:33PMOK, so maybe your first attempt at an on-camera gig didn't so well, and you suspect that your bosses might be quietly looking for someone else for the job. Better to hit the Defamer Job Board and line up some career insurance than find yourself blindsided by the new girl sitting in your seat on Monday morning.
The Defamer Job Board: Upgrade Your Quality Of Life From 'Sucks' To 'Better Than Bearable'
mark · 07/31/07 02:07PMThe Defamer Job Board: Prove Your Parents Wrong About Your Ill-Considered Hollywood Dreams
mark · 07/26/07 02:02PMJobs! They're the only things* standing between you and a humiliating bus ride back to your hometown, where your parents will greet you at the depot, somberly shaking their heads and trying not to tell you they knew moving to Hollywood was a bad idea in the first place. Better hit the Defamer Job Board and find a gig that will delay that Greyhound Ride of Shame indefinitely.
The Defamer Job Board: Don't Wait For Your Boss To Snap Before Lining Up Your Next Gig
mark · 07/24/07 01:40PMIf you've learned anything from the unfortunate incidents of early this morning, it's that your job is probably easier than Lindsay Lohan's assistant's, as you've likely never been involved in a high-speed chase with your boss. Still, this is no time to be lulled into an artificially inflated appreciation for you current employer, so hit the Defamer Job Board to give yourself options for when he finally snaps.
The Defamer Job Board: Stop Sitting Around And Waiting For A Deep-Pocketed Producer to Stroll Into Your Life
mark · 07/19/07 02:22PMThe Defamer Job Board: Better Than Working A Corner On Santa Monica Blvd.
mark · 07/17/07 02:17PMSuddenly find yourself standing on the sidewalk with a cardboard box overflowing with your belongings, wondering how your boss could have taken your helpful suggestion that he seeks treatment for his "obsessive-asshole personality disorder" the wrong way? The Defamer Job Board is here to help you get things figured out.