Roosevelt Hotel Fights Back: 'Our Pools Are 100% Corpseless'
Seth Abramovitch · 10/22/08 06:02PMOur noting of this morning's Page Six story about a death in the Roosevelt Hotel's pool and an alleged failure to drain its water—resulting in Lindsay Lohan's first direct brush with death since the approximately 75,000 others she experienced before entering Cirque Lodge—elicited a response from a concerned hotel spokesflack, who wanted to set the record straight on exactly what transpired. It's after the jump: