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Ted Cruz Will Debate Literally Anyone
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/02/16 02:22PMTed Cruz may never be president, but there is one thing the American public can’t withhold from him—a debate forum. Today, he tested his skills on a random Trump supporter, who answered each of Cruz’s arguments with a salient counterpoint: Who cares?
Donald Trump Wasn't Wrong When He Accused the RNC of Stacking the Debate Audience
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/15/16 09:54AMWhere Was All the Vape Talk at the Debate, Demands Right-Wing Vaping Champion
Melissa Cronin · 02/14/16 10:38AMWatch the Republicans Yell at Each Other in Terrible Spanish
Melissa Cronin · 02/13/16 10:26PMThe dialogue during the Republican presidential debate on Saturday evening got heated. So heated, in fact, that it devolved into an entirely different language, giving everyone in the audience a fun glimpse at the Spanish skills of the candidates who want to expel many of this country’s Spanish-speaking residents.
CNN Obliterates Ted Cruz For 'Flat-Out Lying' About Their Reporting, Again
Melissa Cronin · 02/07/16 02:37PMRubio Bots Showed Up To Greet 'Marco Roboto' in New Hampshire This Morning
Melissa Cronin · 02/07/16 10:52AMNorth Korea Poetically Launched a Rocket "Trailing in the Clear and Blue Sky in Spring"
Melissa Cronin · 02/07/16 10:16AMNorth Korea confirmed on Sunday that it launched a satellite into space in the early morning, calling the move “peaceful,” despite no one believing that for a second.
Bernie Sanders Brought His Finest Facial Expressions to the Democratic Debate
Melissa Cronin · 02/04/16 10:51PMGaze Upon How Badly Carly Fiorina Craves Attention
Jordan Sargent · 01/14/16 07:25PMThe undercard of tonight’s GOP debate (yes, another one) began at 6 p.m. on Fox News, a time when very few people are at home engaging with their televisions. The debates are so openly pointless that Rand Paul didn’t even bother to show up to this one, choosing instead to do anything other than listen to Rick Santorum’s fossilized god warrior shtick for the hundredth time.
Rand Paul Is So Pissed That He's Been Left Out of the Next Republican Debate
Melissa Cronin · 01/11/16 08:05PMJeb Bush Getting Repeatedly Owned By John Kasich Is the Saddest Debate Thing
Jordan Sargent · 11/11/15 05:08PMChris Christie Says He Is Not Being Demoted For GOP Debate, He's Just Being "Transferred"
Melissa Cronin · 11/07/15 11:23AMDid Hillary Clinton "Win" the Debate?
Hamilton Nolan · 10/14/15 12:57PMEvery Single GOP Candidate's Proposed Secret Service Code Name Is Unimaginably Hilarious
Jordan Sargent · 09/16/15 11:11PMAfter nearly three hours of monotone droning by a bunch of sweaty old people who will almost certainly never be president, tonight’s Republican debate finally delivered with a bizarre question about potential Secret Service names that produced incredibly absurd answers from every single candidate.
Ted Cruz Was the College Debate Prick's College Debate Prick
Adam Weinstein · 04/22/15 11:18AMImagine a drama kid—without good looks, singing or dancing ability, who wants to be president, is pretty sure your opinions suck, and thinks you’re an idiot. You just imagined a college parliamentary debater. And who do college parliamentary debaters think are irritating, pitiful jagoffs? In the 1990s, it was Ted Cruz.
Joe Lhota Ends Final Debate Professing Love for Allman Brothers
Lacey Donohue · 10/30/13 08:06PMLacey Donohue · 10/30/13 05:57PM
If There's One Thing to Remember About the VP Debate, It's That Joe Biden Laughed His Way Through It
Kate Bennert · 10/12/12 02:50AMAccording to Twitter, the vice presidential debate was entirely more lively than the first presidential debate. According to Joe Biden, the vice presidential debate was very funny—nay, hilarious. The current VP chuckled almost every time Paul Ryan opened his mouth. But who can blame him when Ryan changed his mind at least three times over the course of the debate, still could not produce numbers to back up his tax plan, and basically said that his reason for wanting to outlaw abortion is that his daughter once looked like a bean? Seriously.
Paul Ryan Has Already Lost the Debate Based on These Workout Photos
Hamilton Nolan · 10/11/12 09:45AMThe vice presidential debates are tonight. We expect and assume that, as in most elections, the debates—and the subsequent election—will be decided primarily upon the basis of which candidate most fully embodies the wise teachings of Gawker Media fitness columns. Well, shut it down, Biden has won, no need to show up today, might as well stay home and moisturize, "SNOWFLAKE" Ryan.