A cute baby chaser to wash away the taste of that terrible Cannibal Cop story? Coming right up.

With over 150 million views on YouTube, it's long past time that Sneezing Baby Panda shove over and give another cute baby panda a chance at Internet superstardom.

Death by cute indeed: To help make the point that you shouldn't die a dumb death, Metro Trains Melbourne has enlisted the services of Tangerine Kitty to compose an impossibly winsome song listing all the dumb ways there are to die. A few of them even mention trains!

To promote the fact that they're entirely customer-owned, Swedish insurance company Folksam has apparently started taking requests for ads from customers.

When Maniek climbed up the attic stairs an adult St. Bernard, little did his Polish family know he would be coming down a big baby.

Oh, your cat did something cute? Sorry, I was distracted by something cute this baby tiger did.

Fetching the remote, getting stuff from the fridge, opening and closing doors — Jackson the Australian Shepherd mix does it all.

Despite being exhausted from having paddled nearly 600 miles from Cornwall on his way to London, an extreme rower from the Isle of Wight had to take an unplanned detour to save a Shih Tzu puppy that had become stranded at sea off the coast of Kent.

A 10-year-old boy with Down syndrome who disappeared Tuesday afternoon from his home in Hackleburg, Alabama, was found safe and sound yesterday after spending a cold night in the woods.

A team of conservationists from the Kenya-based Amboseli Trust for Elephants received a call last week of a baby elephant that had fallen into a well.

This (extremely patient) dog's owner has way too much time on their hands — literally — and God bless them for it, otherwise this video would never have been made and the world would have been that much poorer for it.

God bless Kai's rapidly beating dog heart, he tries and tries and tries but that "stick" just won't budge.

To say Mitik has had a difficult childhood would be an understatement.

Dogshaming is all the rage, and Maymo the Lemon Beagle has a lot to feel bad about.

Talk about a perfect video to end the week on.

Malcolm may only be four years old, but he's already quite the little shredder.

Baby Benjamin is such a picky eater.

As the old saying goes: "Teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach your dog to fish and he'll feed you for a lifetime."

It's Friday night, you've had a long week, and the last thing you want to do is face the weekend with a brain full of televised suicides and potentially dead dolphins.

APEril the white-handed gibbon was rejected by her mother shortly after birth, but quickly found a suitable replacement in Chuck — a rescue cat who was similarly abandoned at birth.