You'd think that will all the ground being ceded to China the US could at least hold on to its position as the number one exporter of cute Internet cats.

Be warned: The video you are about to see features a baby girl tasting ice cream for the very first time and is dangerously adorable.

It's officially fall again, and that can only mean three things: Everything tastes like pumpkin; monster-themed breakfast cereals are back on the shelves; and no freshly raked pile of leaves is safe from sneak attacks.

It's long been an established fact that cats, as one MeFite put it, exist solely "to inconvenience humanity."

Sir Stuffington is a cat pirate. As legend has it, he sailed the high seas in search of buried catnip treasure, conquered doggy islands, and raided mouse villages. He lost his right eye in a swordfight with a flock of mutated seagulls and broke his jaw in battle with a sea monster. In fact, he was one of the most feared feline plunderers in kitty-pirate history—until one fateful night, when his lady love's captors spayed and neutered her, and the distraught Sir Stuffington got so drunk he crashed his ship.

Chase thought her mom and dad were taking her to eat dumb old sushi for family night, but half way to the restaurant she was suddenly blindsided by tickets to the Taylor Swift concert.

Adela's father recently took her to the toy store to buy a gift for her friend's birthday, and then, once there, informed her that she would not be getting a toy herself.

Drake has a hard time getting out of bed in the morning. He thinks he's people!

What do you get when you mix a comic artist, a three-legged kitten, a whole bunch of construction paper, and plenty of free time? The Internet.

Like most children, YouTuber arfmoochikncheez's little girl Scarlett has an annoying habit of crying all the time.

The impression that his owner was in peril was enough motivation for this overly protective pit bull to freak out and rush into the lake after him.

This video of a dog playing fetch with himself by the side of a river in Kobe, Japan, would be unbearably sad, if it weren't for the fact that the dog's owner is standing nearby, and that, according to the video's uploader, this is one of the dog's favorite pastimes.

Ella Mae may only be 21 months old and not really versed in American history or fluent in the English language, but that hardly stops her from singing adorably along to Elvis Presley's popular take on Mickey Newbury's "An American Trilogy."

Having grown tired of waiting on his baby girl Sophia to give him a break and just eat her vegetables already, one tricky Troll Dad goes to Plan B: The Ol' Kit Kat Switcheroo.

Hope and Rose, a pair of adorable English Springer siblings, have been trained by their happy-go-lucky owner to "spin for their dinnertime."

Yerin Park, better known as the world's most adorable baby (and the living embodiment of Boo from Monsters Inc.), was tentatively accommodating of her papa's horsing around until she had enough and took a stand.

It is physically impossible to sit through this montage of happy-go-lucky dogs blissfully sticking their heads out of a moving car window without cracking a mile-wide smile. Go on — try it.

There's teaching your Siberian Husky to play dead, and then there's teaching your Siberian Husky to play dead like a low-rent villain from a super-hammy grindhouse flick.

Diogo Mello has been performing covers of Beatles songs with his dad since practically birth.

Luiz Antonio only recently entered this world, but he's already made up his mind about eating the planet's animals: He wants nothing to do with it.