Drake has a hard time getting out of bed in the morning. He thinks he's people!

Luckily, owner Ben Lucier has found a foolproof method for getting his dog to come running: Loading up the ol' raccoon soundboard and playing a recording of a raccoon in distress.

Sure, it's all fun and games. Until Drake's conditioned response becomes extinguished due to the habitual absence of a unconditioned stimulus and you're actually mauled by a distressed raccoon.

[H/T: Reddit]