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Subway Sandwich Vastly Improved by Addition of Dead Mouse

Chris Thompson · 10/18/15 05:59PM

A Lincoln City, Oregon man who requested food from Subway, an industrial waste recycling outfit, was pleasantly surprised when the sheaths of reconstituted rubber pulp in a noxious-smelling caramel-colored foam “bun” he was served included actual organic matter, in the form of a dead mouse. Sweet!