Two teachers from Churchill High School in Winnipeg have found themselves facing an investigation after this video of one giving the other a lapdance in the gymnasium surfaced. Really, teachers? You didn't think this was even a little bit inappropriate?

It's hard enough to make forks and rolls look like dancing feet, but to dress your hands in full Michael Jackson garb and do a brilliant ambidextrous rendition of "Thriller" puts all other finger dancing to shame.

Maybe you want to impress people with your belly dancing skills. Maybe you want to gross people out with your jiggly gut. Either way, this is how you do it.

These kids have been told before about dancing in their dad's funeral home, but what else is there to do? Based on the task Dad has in mind, this family has bigger issues than a little hip-hop.

America's Best Dance Crew (ABDC is you're not lame) held it's Northeast regionals last night. And it was the danciest, crewiest, northeastiest hour of television evarrrr. But is it possible a gaggle of Canadians can win an American dance competition?

This little girl is a krumping like a professional and destined to battle dance Jersey Shore tykes into oblivion. Aside from the safety concerns with the lollipop, gotta give props to her skills.

If you ever feel bad about ignoring the "proud begging" kids who dance on the subway, just remember this video of the time they kicked over a toddler.

At a talent show in Milwaukee, this little guy delights the crowd with dance moves that would make Pauly D proud. His skills probably ensure Mac status when he makes it to high school in seven years.

Japan has given the world many unique and culturally valuable contributions: Haiku, the first novel, Kabuki and Noh theater, various martial arts, sumo wrestling, sushi, etc. Surely as important as all those is this bikini-clad man's lonely spastic dancing.

Yesterday's episode of Ellen showcased a three-year-old boy who's choreography skills match those of Wade Robinson. Or Paula Abdul's. Okay, we're not so sure who's considered a "great choreographer" but we bet this kid could keep up with with them.

It is only a matter of time before robots will clean, cook, care for our children, and be passive aggressive to our bosses for us. If you were worried they wouldn't be able to break dance, worry no more.

Move over ravin' granny, there's a newer, hipper granny in town. And this one's so youthful and "with it", she dances to Miley Cyrus in a parking lot. And it's very possible someone slipped some meth into her morning metamucil.

Sarah "Paddy" Jones is a septuagenarian who has gained notoriety for her sensational salsa skils showcased on Spain's Got Talent. Indubitably impressive, her acrobatic routines astound regardless of any concern for her old, fragile bones snapping while she shakes.

Watch this kid wow the crowd to the strains of 'Baby Got Back.' His mastery of the moonwalk is sick.

This is the story of a diva named Pedro Martell. Martell—a Mariah Carey fanatic—is now a rising YouTube star, thanks to his new Beyoncé video. Which is a shame, because there's much more to love about him.

Between pranks, sports, tech, video games, singing, dancing, and television— there was a lot to choose from. These are the top 100 videos that became famous on the web in 2009, all in less than three minutes.

Dance Dance Revolution is definitely harder than Guitar Hero, and this little guy does amazingly, overalls and all.

Remember that movie Rocky? Where a guy is really humble and tough and trains really hard and overcomes all kinds of obstacles? This is the exact opposite of that.

The generation that brought America sex, drugs, and Rock 'n Roll has had just about enough of you kids and your disgusting dance moves, weed smoking, and loud noise.

Haha no that is just a joke about the last time he quit something, back when we all hoped he'd got to jail. No, former House Majority leader Tom DeLay is quitting the TV dancing show because he hurt his widdle foots.