Damon Wayans' stand up isn't very well known, but it's pretty fun. In this clip he takes on Mike Tyson and talks about how his jokes about Tyson get him into loads of trouble.

Beyoncé turns 28 today. Mark Ronson is turning 34. Police commissioner Ray Kelly is 68. Congressman Anthony Weiner is turning 45. Hotelier/restaurateur Sean MacPherson turns 45. Paper magazine co-founder David Hershkovits is turning 62. Damon Wayans is 49. Retired baseball player Mike Piazza is 41. And Dr. Drew Pinsky is celebrating his 51st. Weekend birthdays below.

[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] April 8 @ 11:51am Damon Wayans and Tim Kring at Day 2 of the Ad Age Digital Conference. Didn't know that they were good buds! AND—

If only all guests of The View carried on with the candor of a Damon Wayans, whose folksy take on such hot-button topics as Don Imus's return to radio ("When he called them 'nappy-headed hos,' I went, 'Wow. He's right!'"), and the lack of available women possessing the basic, barefoot culinary skills he demands in a partner, energized the typically moribund proceedings.