You've probably never lost any sleep wondering what would happen if someone created a title sequence for The Office in the same style as the opening credits of '80s mainstay Dallas. But someone did it, anyway, and it's pretty awesome. [via NYM]

Tomorrow, the state of Texas will kill Mark Stroman by means of lethal injection. Today, a man he tried to murder, Rais Bhuyian, is praying Texas will spare Stroman's life.

Rihanna's concert in Dallas burst into flames! David Letterman's set was broken in to by a vandal! Some women didn't recognize Kellan Lutz! The Royals met Jack Black! Sunday gossip is filled with stories of doom and disaster!

Your (or your parents') favorite guilty pleasure is returning to the airwaves in fancy, updated form. Also today: Big Game of Thrones casting news, TNT has a hit on its hands, and some exciting Hugh Jackman news.

After concluding his Fox News program Thursday and being brutally assaulted by New York cultural elite fascist thugs earlier this week, Glenn Beck has had it with New York. So he's moving to Dallas, and renting this place for $20,000/month.

Debbie Georgatos doesn't release "campaign ads" in her quest for the leadership of Dallas County's Republican party. She releases films. Epic two-minuters that challenge our very perceptions of reality, with images: Little elephants flopping around while being blasted with hoses, Charlie Chaplin's surreal critiques of Fordist industrialism, wormholes and super-massive black holes, shattered Detroit buildings from Hell. All of this, and all backed by her meditations on Dallas County becoming a "super-massive blue hole," sans Republicans, until the end of time. This is basically Terrence Malick's new movie.

The night before his assassination, President John F. Kennedy attended an event for the League of United Latin American Citizens in Austin. Roy Botello took a silent film of him and his wife, Jackie, arriving at the event. After sitting in a drawer for 47 years, the footage is now on the internet.

Chandler's new show premiered last night where Monica's old-new show should have been, and it blew it out of the water. Also today: lots of pilot casting news including TV roles for movie people, an interesting idea for The Office's future, and a scintillating blind item.

Usually we think of basketball as the site of celebrity-sports nexus. Think: Spike Lee at the Knicks. But pretty much every celebrity has converged on Dallas today for the Super Bowl. Do any of them even like football?

[The snow is everywhere! A storm in Dallas even attempted to ruin the Super Bowl. But clean-up crews at Cowboys Stadium will have the stadium ready for the big game on Sunday. Image via Getty]

Twitter has been abuzz all night with the news that tween pop star Justin Bieber was booed at Madison Square Garden during tonight's Knicks-Mavericks game. Well, now we have video—and it's true! Aw. Leave the poor girl alone!

First Baptist Church—a Dallas megachurch with a pastor who calls Islam an "evil, evil religion"—want everyone to have a Merry Christmas. They want it so badly, they're public shaming businesses that don't say "Merry Christmas" to customers.

[George W. Bush is shocked that there's stack of books in such close proximity to him while promoting his new book, "Decisions Points," in Dallas today. Image via Getty.]

The company that produces Logo's abominable "gay housewives" show The A-List is branching out to other cities. Watch out, Dallas and Los Angeles, producers are on the hunt for your vapid queens.

Well, it's good to see that we're not the only people watching The Good Guys. In this interview, Attack of the Show! tries to make Jenny "as uncomfortable as possible," but her dirty mind has other ideas.

Dallas-area Republican congressional candidate Stephen Broden is trying to unseat a Democratic incumbent in a deep-blue district. In case that doesn't pan out, however, he says violent overthrow of the government is "on the table." You know, just in case.

No report yet on if this actually aired for FOX's Dallas affiliate, but it seems like they're getting tired of referring viewers to their Facebook page (and all other social media sites) at the end of every show.

She has blackmarket weapons smuggling charges pending, but sexy Russian outlaw Anna Fermanova is keeping busy with a new job with a local news station. Her sign-off: "I'm Anna Fermanova, some call me the sexy Russian, and that's my take."

Last night in Dallas, the spotlight above Bombshells Gentleman's Club almost temporarily blinded the pilot of a landing plane 1000' above ground. Their "Look For The Spotlight" ads will no longer be running until the FAA provides approval.

Dancers from Project Bandaloop, a San Francisco dance troupe specializing in being totally nuts and dancing on the side of buildings hundreds of feet in the air, visiting the Thanksgiving Tower in Dallas today. Click for video and more pics.