German customs officers stopped an elderly husband and wife for a routine road check and found €8,000—about $11,000— in the woman's clothes. Then they discovered her husband was carrying a lot more cash in a much less comfortable location.

The state of Texas might take its history a little too seriously: On Monday, a Texas man was sentenced to 18 months in state prison for pissing on the Alamo.

Last week, a judge ordered an Ohio man who harassed his neighbor and her disabled children to stand on a street corner for five hours while holding a sign that says "I AM A BULLY!"

A 29-year-old man from Baltimore was arrested last week after attempting to rob a hair salon in Annapolis, Maryland. He would have gotten away with it, too, had the receptionist not noticed that his "gun" looked suspiciously like fingers, causing her to laugh at him until he just eventually left! Ugh. Women.

A San Diego woman who was outbid on her dream home faces felony charges for pulling a series of insane "pranks" against the home's new owner, including inciting rape, listing the victim's home for sale, and advertising high school parties at the house.

Monday night, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department mistakenly shot and killed a production assistant for Tosh.0 after mistaking the 30-year-old for a stabbing suspect.

No one contests that just over a year ago South African Olympic track star Oscar Pistorius fired four shots at a bathroom door and killed his girlfriend, model Reeva Steenkamp. The only question left is whether or not Pistorius meant to do it.

From time to time we publish letters from death row inmates. Today, Texas death row inmate Travis Runnels writes to us with a remembrance of his friend and fellow inmate, Ray Jasper, who was executed by the state of Texas.

If you were thinking of pissing in a co-workers drink, here's something that should give you pause: A man who admitted spiking his colleague's coffee with urine was ordered to pay $5,001 in damages. And that fine was in addition to the year-long prison sentence he'd already received.

At least 20 people were injured this morning during a stabbing at Franklin Regional High School in Murrysville, Pa. Four of the victims were airlifted to local hospitals. One person—a student from the school—is in police custody.

Yesterday, Huffington Post published this infographic depicting "The Deadly Aftermath Of War Right Here At Home." It got hot on Digg's front page. It might give you the impression that war veterans are killing Americans out of all proportion to the rest of the population. You'd be wrong.

Last month, customs agents at JFK International Airport discovered more than seven pounds of cocaine stuffed inside three large chunks of frozen goat meat, which were packed in a passenger's luggage.

Saturday night, a woman woke in the middle of the night to loud banging sounds coming from the first floor of her North Reading, Massachusetts home. Fearing a burglar, the woman called police, who arrived and discovered the culprit—a female wood duck—after searching the house.

Yesterday, the New Orleans Police Department announced that its officers will begin wearing cameras to record all of their interactions with the public. This video is an example of why that might be necessary.

A 68-year-old man has been charged with obscenity after he started masturbating during a yoga session in a public park.

A deaf pit bull puppy is back with his family after being stolen in an apartment break-in last month.

A teenage girl is accused of stabbing her best friend 65 times. Police believe she wanted revenge after the other girl uploaded naked photos the two had taken together to Facebook.

A private massage in a Las Vegas hotel room turned into a crime investigation when a $35,000 Rolex disappeared. As tends to happen in these cases, the watch was later found inside the masseuse's vagina.

A judge in Delaware sentenced a millionaire du Pont heir to probation for raping his three-year-old daughter, in part because the judge did not think the heir would "fare well" in prison.

Chief Keef's neighbors spoke to reporters yesterday following the shooting at his manager's Northfield home. "We all knew that something bad was going to happen at that house," trembled one resident, withholding her name for fear of retaliation.