Bosnian police say they've identified the teen filmed throwing puppies in a river. (She now faces a $6,400 fine for animal cruelty.) The girl lives in a town called Bugojno, which means 4chan was probably correct in its identification.

Ever worry that you'll be the victim of a horrible crime, and you won't have the chops to tell the story to the local news? Watch this woman tell her story (of a robbery in Kansas City), and learn.

Jonathan Hock, the 22-year-old whose live-streamed sexual assault of his girlfriend was posted to tween gossip cesspool Stickydrama, has pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual assault and one count of voyeurism. Which makes Stickydrama's Christopher Stone guilty of what?

When Las Vegas police found a bag of cocaine in her purse, Paris Hilton said the purse belonged to a friend. But earlier this summer, she tweeted a picture of her "new Chanel purse." Did Twitter just solve a crime?

Failed David Letterman extortionist and future Gawker intern (???) Joe Halderman is out of jail.

Four years ago, Rupert Murdoch-owned UK tabloid The News of the World got caught hacking the voicemail of "hundreds of celebrities" and other public figures. Now, the full extent of the hacking's coming out—and it's bad. Amazingly dirty, actually!

Dear humorously named people of America: Thank you for committing crimes. Mirinda Boob—wife of the late Samuel Boob—is thought to have conspired to murder her husband. Luckily for headline writers, one of the conspirators' names was Kermit Butts.

Nothing good ever comes of "Hey pretty girl, do you want to drink this?" A stranger approached a 28-year-old woman yesterday, said that, and then tossed a cup of acid in her face. This story is stomach-churning.

Julian Assange's alleged sexual crime against a Swedish groupie is more complicated than Lindsay Lohan's probation. After launching rape charges—then dropping down to harassment—Sweden is back to accusing Wikileaks' megalomaniacal leader of rape. Know more? WikiLeakiLeak it. [AP]

A Washington man was charged with a hate crime today for assaulting a 7-11 clerk wearing a turban last week. His words to the convenience store employee? "You're not even American, you're Al-Qaeda. Go back to your country."

Two American men "of Yemeni descent" are being questioned by Dutch police (among others) after they boarded a flight carrying a bunch of suspicious—but legal—items. Officials suspect they were on a "dry run" for a hijacking attempt. (UPDATED)

Caroline Giuliani, Harvard student and daughter of Rudy, will have her charges for shoplifting cosmetics from Sephora dismissed in exchange for a single day of community service. That's reportedly the normal outcome for first-time petty shoplifting charges, okay? [Pic: AP]

On Sunday, Phillip Tisson scored the winning goal for St. Lucia's soccer team in its game against St. Kitts-Nevis in the Digicell Caribbean Cup tournament being held in Brooklyn. Hours later, he was shot dead.

Earlier this year, government prosecutors called allegations of sex trafficking of underage girls "a new low for the Gambino (crime) family." Now, it turns out the sex trafficker in question was also a government informant. Burn!

Grad student John Boldt had his laptop (which held his thesis) stolen. But he backed everything up, so no big deal, right? Well: His backup hard drive was stolen too, and now he may have to drop out.

Now that we've all been shocked by the cabbie stabber, let's find out about his victim, Ahmed Sharif . Damn: He can't work because of his wounds, and fund-raising efforts barely raised enough to pay for his kids' baby formula.

The Daily Mail has managed to secure a copy of the police report detailing Julian Assange's alleged molestation of two Swedish women. Inside, we learn that Assange's preferred method of seducing groupies is to feed them cheese.

Arrested for cocaine possession while hotboxing in an Escalade in Las Vegas, Paris Hilton was in jail from 11:30PM last night until the wee hours of Saturday morning. Why did she tweet about watching TV all night? Update: New theories.

An orgy organizer (orgynizer?) in a small town northwest of London was recently attacked with a Zippo by her angry ex while hosting an orgy for black guys and the (white?) women who love them. Only in America England! (via)

Michael Enright, the drunk filmmaker accused of stabbing a cabdriver in Manhattan after asking "Are you Muslim?", worked well with both American soldiers and Muslims while in Afghanistan. So what happened? Was it his "intense experience" in the war-torn country?