Paul Bint is a career conman who posed as a lawyer, doctor, and royal to steal from the 2,500 women he slept with. Now that the not-very-attractive criminal is free, he should sell his love secrets. He'd make millions!

Atlanta coke rapper Gucci Mane, last seen being pepper sprayed by cops after fighting someone in a parking lot shortly after his latest jail stint, has been ordered to a "psychiatric and chemical dependency treatment facility." Get well soon, Mane.

24-year-old gun runner Efraim Diveroli's been sentenced to four years in prison for ripping off the U.S. government on a $300 million contract to provide ammunition to troops in Afghanistan. The "good times" weren't worth it, he said. Touching.

Early in the morning on New Year's Day, a Philippine politician took a snapshot of his family outside their home. Seconds later, he was shot and killed by a gunman, who was also captured in the picture aiming a pistol.

Tonight, Lifetime aired once of its always hilarious (in the bad way) TV movies, this time about "Craigslist Killer" Philip Markoff. Billy Baldwin was there! Oh, and the TV version of Markoff killed a girl. Watch the murder scene inside.

Thieves apparently rented a property adjacent to a Buenos Aires bank, dug a connecting tunnel, and looted the safety deposit boxes. What an original crime! In 1890, when Sherlock Holmes solved it. Get with the program, Argentinian bank.

The body of John Wheeler, a Vietnam veteran and presidential aide to Ronald Reagan and both Bushes, "was found dead in a landfill a few miles from his New Castle, Delaware home this weekend." Police have ruled it a homicide.

Did Rudy Giuliani, Tom Ridge, John Bolton, and a bunch of other neocons really attend a rally in support of a communist Saddam Hussein-loving terrorist organization last month? Yes! Is that really a crime? Yes!

Are you one of those people who thinks Seattle is the most boring city in the U.S.? How wrong you are! Witness: A tale of semi-incestuous group sex, scooters, and murderous cousins—all in a Seattle carport.

2010 was the Year of the Unoriginal Bank Robbers.

Holiday travel sucks, but at least a guy didn't masturbate in the seat next to you on the plane

An 80-year-old man in Florida (of course) was caught putting his business in a rest stop glory hole and tried to get out of being arrested by offering to do landscaping work at the policemen's homes. Talk about a hoe!

The FBI has raided a Texas hosting company and seized two hard drives as part of an international criminal investigation into the Anonymous hack attacks against PayPal in retaliation for the company's decision to cut off Wikileaks.

Mississippi governor Haley Barbour has commuted the life sentences of Jamie and Gladys Scott, two sisters who were convicted of armed robbery in 1994. With one small condition.

Russian billionaire Mikhail Khodorkovsky's been sentenced to six more years in prison for disrespecting sensitive strongman Vladimir Putin.

The city medical examiner has determined that designer Sylvie Cachay, found dead earlier this month at Manhattan's posh Soho Hotel, was strangled and drowned to death. Her boyfriend Nicholas Brooks has been charged with attempted murder in the case.

It's been a pretty heist-filled holiday season in New York! First, the $1 million art heist; then on Christmas day, three masked men stole $879,000 worth of jewels from a diamond store, escaping by jumping roof-to-roof.

Sandy McGriff, pastor of Church of the Living God in Dallas, got caught apparently trying to pull a reverse Santa Claus—hauling away $10,000 in computers and furs—on a member of her flock on the day before Christmas.

A 23-year-old Oklahoma man has been arrested on murder charges after shooting his 50-year-old wife in the head. He claims that they enjoyed playing fantasy sex games involving a gun and that the weapon discharged by accident. The perfect crime.

On Christmas Eve, a Dallas pastor, Sandy McGriff, was arrested for breaking into her friend's home and allegedly stealing fur coats, a laptop, and designer purses. McGriff says she thwarted two burglars, but an eyewitness has a different story.