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Park Bench Makes You Feel Guilty
Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/09 05:16PMMichael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound
Maureen O'Connor · 11/20/09 03:24AMComing Soon to a Dystopia Near You: Womb Transplants
Maureen O'Connor · 10/22/09 02:26AMBarack Obama's Eerie, Frozen Grimace Will Haunt Your Dreams
John Cook · 09/25/09 11:36AMCreepy Job Listing of the Day
Pareene · 05/05/09 03:15PMChild Conservative Superstar's Parents Still Not in Jail
Pareene · 03/18/09 03:35PMGood work, liberal media, in helping make Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and a little kid the standard-bearers of the conservative movement. The little kid was on Today today!
Masked Jim Cramer Sneaks Into Teen Slumber Party
Hamilton Nolan · 02/05/09 04:06PMUnsettling Photo Ruins Friday Afternoon
Pareene · 01/23/09 05:52PMBad Senator's Bad Touch
Pareene · 12/01/08 05:51PMBizarre Ad People Need Drugs
Hamilton Nolan · 09/09/08 01:06PMThe olden days were full of free-flowing psychoactive drugs, grotesque torture machines for the advancement of human beauty, and creepy children intent on eating anything in their path, judging by the advertising way back when. From a longer list at Weirdomatic, we give you seven classic ads to make you glad you live in our modern age, when Ritalin has replace Nembutal as our drug of choice for small children:
Busty Teen Finds Stepdad's Mullet Irresistible
Hamilton Nolan · 09/08/08 03:07PMIt may well be within the realm of human achievement to make an ad for Hair Club For Men that does not cause an involuntary shudder of revulsion. But this is not that ad. This is an ad where a bald man goes to Hair Club to grow a curly mullet, and is then fawned over by his own comely "stepdaughter." "Is that your stepdad...oh my gosh, he's not too bad looking!" Christ, why, why? All the disturbing subtext you can fit in one minute:
World's Worst Pickup Artist Has World's Greatest Website
Pareene · 06/27/08 11:41AMHey! Remember Dimitri, the guy who left the psychotic voicemails? Remember how much fun we had with that? Dimitri doesn't seem to be too upset that his incredibly creepy pickup strategy leaked onto the internet. He just relaunched his webstite! THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER, CANADA'S GREATEST LOVER AND SEDUCER is live! Just last night his site announced something major in the works. And here it is! He's working on a full-length documentary, apparently, as well as two reality shows. One is called "Doctor Dimitri, Malpractice Investigator," which actually sounds totally A+ would watch.
Voicemail From the Worst Pickup Artist Ever
Pareene · 06/26/08 05:12PMMeet Dimitri! He met you on the street the other day and just wanted to say hi, and have sex with you. Call him "as soon as you have the courage to." He doesn't like leaving second messages, but he likes you. "Here how it's going to work. It is now 4:30 on Wednesday. Now I'll assume-I'll assume that you've already work. ... But if i do not receive a phone call back from you by 3 o'clock, Thursday afternoon, I am no longer interested. and you can erase my phone number. I do not play games like that." There's NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM. But maybe your mother has cancer? So. WHO IS DIMITIRI? He's probably this guy:
Creepy Old Book Covers
ian spiegelman · 04/05/08 12:04PMJanet Jackson Controls Your Mind With Hand Signs
Hamilton Nolan · 03/05/08 11:24AMJanet Jackson: famous, but creepy. The sheltered, fame-enslaved singer is starting to act as disconcerting as her sheltered, fame-enslaved brother. She went on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night, bringing a robotic, vacant stare and a heart-shaped hand sign that she flashes to her followers in the crowd like some Skull & Bones ritual, sending them into emotional outbursts for no apparent reason. Bonus educational fact: She calls her fans "Janet fans." So there. Click to watch and wonder what created this woman.
Cyborg Moths And Robot Dragonflies Are Watching You!
Choire · 10/09/07 12:40PMA thousand paranoid crystal meth enthusiasts have just been vindicated! Maybe. It is possible that tiny robotic insects are hovering over New York's parks and demonstrations, watching your every move. They know when you are sleeping, they know when you hate the state. Says the Washington Post: "No agency admits to having deployed insect-size spy drones. But a number of U.S. government and private entities acknowledge they are trying. Some federally funded teams are even growing live insects with computer chips in them, with the goal of mounting spyware on their bodies and controlling their flight muscles remotely." God, I bet Google has a hand in this too!
Maggie · 10/08/07 04:50PM
Oh for chrissakes. While in Paris to visit the crash site where Princess Diana died, the jury for the inquest into her death boarded a bus in order to retrace her steps. Outside of the Ritz Hotel, the bus crashed into a small pillar, knocking over a police motorcycle and blowing a tire. The cause of the crash? Throngs of murderous paparazzi waiting for their arrival. Yeah, that's not eerie at all. [Sky]