The Daily Dot brings our attention to a true Craigslist gem: A listing for a $1 penthouse in D.C. Thing is, you gotta be naked.

This may very well be the first Craigslist Missed Connection that not only seeks a happy ending — it both deserves and demands one.

A woman posted an ad on Craigslist last month, offering to rent out bedrooms in a South San Francisco home. After touring the home with her on Oct. 13, two young couples paid $900 each in order to secure a room in the house.

A Connecticut man who purchase a $150 desk on Craigslist accidentally discovered it was worth a whole lot more when he took it apart and found a bag stuffed with nearly $100,000 behind one of the drawers.

A Missouri man was arrested last week after he reportedly posted an ad on Craigslist soliciting individuals to beat and rape his 11-year-old daughter.

Better luck next year to the woman who will be handing out fat-shaming letters to overweight trick-or-treaters because America's Worst Neighbor officially resides in Norfolk, Virginia.

A father was killed and his 15-year-old son was injured when they responded to an ad on Craigslist this weekend. The botched robbery occurred just hours after the Los Angeles Police Department announced there had not been a homicide in ten days, the longest “no-murder milestone” in three years.

Last Friday night, a bruised and battered dog suddenly showed up on the front porch of an unassuming house in north Nashville.

Authorities in Texas this week arrested 38-year-old Samantha Weber and charged her with felony online impersonation after she alleged posted an ad on Craigslist soliciting sex from strangers on behalf of her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend.

A typical Craigslist ad offering free football tickets for this Saturday's Tennessee-Florida Football game comes with a slightly atypical catch: Interested parties must be willing to take the original ticket holder's stepdaughter out on a date.

It starts off typically enough, with scene-setting descriptions of the star-crossed strangers.

Being on your own is tough. Just ask these homesick seniors from the University of Vermont.

It all started last Wednesday when [redacted] had her beloved bike stolen just outside her friend's house in Yaletown, Vancouver.

A man contacted through a Craigslist-style website and asked to smuggle weapons-grade uranium to Iran was arrested in Kennedy Airport Wednesday, after claiming he had hidden samples in his shoes.

Liz Pendleton was casually browsing Craigslist last Saturday when she came across a dog adoption ad that terrified her.

"Ultimate" meaning both the greatest and the last, because after this inimitable exercise in pining for lost love, no one will ever dare miss a connection again.

A 22-year-old man from Staten Island was arrested last week for attempting to sell his girlfriend's baby on Craigslist for $100.

It's a Tuesday night in late July. New York City's bones feel hollow. Even the Internet is running dry. You tried Williamsburg, but the women all seem to be away, off somewhere you can't see, in bikinis. So what's a thirtysomething East Village man—one with an extremely specific urge involving star tattoos and chunky glasses and a playfully defiant glimpse of a tauntingly bare "female hipster" ass—supposed to do?

Looking to send her nerdy son off to Harvard in style, this helicopter parent to end all helicopter parents has taken to Craigslist's "casual encounters" section to seek a young woman who can help claim the "socially awkward" boy's virginity, and turn him into a "cool college kid."

Would you pay $600 for this man's radical "virgin hair"? It can be cut to your specifications.