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Rob Ford Declares it "Bob Marley Day" in Toronto, Probably Gets High
John Cook · 02/06/14 10:24AMRob Ford: A Life on Facebook
John Cook · 02/05/14 12:47PMThose creepy Facebook "Look Back" ads that were going around yesterday, where the data-mining concern auto-generated moving short films of your life on Facebook? This is Rob Ford's, probably.
Rob Ford: The Dancehall Remix
John Cook · 01/22/14 01:41PMLacey Donohue · 01/01/14 04:49PM
Can You Spot Rob Ford in This Middle School Class Picture?
Lacey Donohue · 11/17/13 09:17PMLacey Donohue · 11/14/13 08:55PM
While standing next to his wife—whose pussy he eats—Rob Ford publicly apologized for Thursday morning's pussy-eating remarks. But in the mayhem of the day's second press conference focused on oral sex, a child was hit on the head with a camera and all field trips to city hall have been canceled due to "safety issues."
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John Cook · 11/07/13 01:41PM
"I Am a Sick Motherfucker!": Rob Ford Is Very Angry About...Something
John Cook · 11/07/13 12:44PMThe Toronto Sun has broken an important turn in the ongoing saga of Rob Ford, Toronto's crack-smoking mayor. A half-hour ago, the Sun posted snippets of a video of a probably drunk and/or high Ford beating his chest and ranting about stripping to his underwear and ripping someone's throat out for calling him a bird and a nerd.
The Assassination of Canada by the Coward Rob Ford
Ken Layne · 11/06/13 10:30AMCanadians are good people. They are not grotesquely fat like Americans, they are not smoking ghetto drugs like the Americans always do, and they are not running around with a bunch of suburban hoodlums called "The Goonies," which is from an American movie. When the world thinks of Canada, it thinks of artists and poets like Leonard Cohen and Neil Young, and also the Canadian Mounties in their proudly un-ironic uniforms. There is no irony in Canada, because people are good. Rob Ford should be kicked out of Canada, right into that immense freezing lake that has for so long kept the vulgar Americans out of the nice part of North America.
John Cook · 11/05/13 06:44PM
Rob Ford Commences Re-election Campaign Hours After Crack Admission
John Cook · 11/05/13 04:33PMAt 4:20 p.m. on Tuesday, November 5, 2013, a security guard in Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's office commenced a press conference by Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who smokes crack. Ford told the assembled reporters that he would not step down after admitting to smoking crack. The reporters laughed at him.
Rob Ford's Year of Living Dangerously
Taylor Berman · 11/05/13 03:17PMWATCH: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admits Smoking Crack Cocaine
John Cook · 11/05/13 12:57PMRob Ford: "Yes I have smoked crack cocaine."
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Tom Tips Back: Special Tom Tips Edition
John Cook · 11/04/13 03:50PMWe get tips. Lots of them. Sometimes Gawker features editor Tom Scocca responds to them. These conversations are memorialized here in an occasional feature we call Tom Tips Back. In a special treat, today's correspondence was initiated by Tom himself, in a Tip directed at Toronto Star publisher John Cruickshank. Last week, after the vindication of Gawker's initial reporting on the existence of a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine, Cruickshank wrote that the revelation was the result of "work of a scale and seriousness that can only be undertaken successfully by what is now called 'the mainstream media,'" and that unnamed "others lack the resources, the experience and the credibility to call a senior official to account."
Toronto Cops Are Investigating Mayor Rob Ford's Drug Habit
John Cook · 10/31/13 09:38AMThe Toronto Police Department Watched Me Watch Rob Ford Smoking Crack
John Cook · 10/24/13 09:30AMFive months ago, I flew to Toronto to meet a crack dealer. We hung out together briefly in a car, he showed me a video on his iPhone of the mayor of Toronto smoking crack cocaine, and then he split. Subsequent events unfolded, and for reasons that escape me and make me fundamentally question my settled views on Canada and Canadian-ness, Rob Ford is still the mayor of Toronto. Anyway, it turns out the cops were watching us the whole time.