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Four Angry Wal-Mart Workers, and Four Happy Ones
Hamilton Nolan · 07/15/13 02:29PMWal-Mart Employees Rip the Company on Its Own Internal Website
Hamilton Nolan · 07/12/13 11:00AMWal-Mart, a $254 billion corporation, is so terrified of its employees sharing their true workplace stories with us that it's purchased ads on Google and Twitter expressly targeted at our readers. On its employee website, the company also asked workers to share positive stories. Here are the comments they got.
Wal-Mart Is Scared of These True Stories From Its Own Employees
Hamilton Nolan · 07/11/13 01:00PMEarlier this week, we published a new installment of our occasional series of true stories from Wal-Mart workers. The company was so displeased with its employees speaking publicly that they posted a plea on an internal website asking other employees to send us positive stories. We've gotten quite a few stories. But most aren't positive at all.
And Now, a Few More Stories From Wal-Mart Employees
Hamilton Nolan · 07/09/13 02:57PMIn the past, we have brought you several volumes of true stories from Wal-Mart workers, describing what life is like as an employee of the biggest retailer on earth. Union-busting and heartless corporate behavior stories abounded. Today, we bring you a few more plaintive wails from inside the Walton empire.
This Interoffice Birthday Card Is Almost Too Corporate for Words
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/20/13 04:20PMMcDonald's CEO in Feisty Racial Exploitation Accusation Exchange
Hamilton Nolan · 05/24/13 10:52AMThe Part-Time Job That Pays $1,122 Per Hour
Hamilton Nolan · 05/21/13 02:09PMOnly Elitists Oppose Monsanto's Global Domination Plan, Says CEO
Hamilton Nolan · 05/15/13 02:58PMMonsanto is a $58 billion multinational Pesticide-'n-Frankenfood corporation that has moved on from selling Agent Orange to its new business of patenting actual seed genomes and then suing farmers who try to grow crops without paying the Monsanto corporation. Who could be opposed to such a thing. Only the elites, clearly.
Coca-Cola Is Doing Everything It Can to Ensure Your Child Is Not Fat
Hamilton Nolan · 05/08/13 02:45PMAmerica's most popular child-rearing consortium, the Coca-Cola corporation, declared today that it is taking a slew of new measures to make sure that you and your children do not turn into a bunch of walking diabetes bombs, courtesy of Coca-Cola products. Seriously, this is the last thing Coca-Cola is going to do for you, okay? Take some fucking responsibility, for chrissake.
Hamilton Nolan · 05/08/13 11:47AM
Wal-Mart Despised From Coast to Coast
Hamilton Nolan · 03/07/13 01:39PMThe Brave New Workplace World Includes Data Sensors Monitoring Employees at All Times
Hamilton Nolan · 03/07/13 11:11AMIn order to have a job to make enough money to buy food, clothing, shelter, and other necessities of human life, The Company is going to need a few things from you. We need you to be here on time. We need you to fill out your TPS reports. And we're gonna need to track your every move and word via electronic sensors. Mmmmkay?
Why Wal-Mart Should Be Pushing for Socialism
Hamilton Nolan · 02/27/13 01:30PMWal-Mart is widely despised by left wingers for reasons both philosophical and aesthetic. The company, in turn—though sometimes pushing for "green" improvements and other traditionally liberal notions that will help the Wal-Mart bottom line—is a heavy Republican donor and notorious union-buster, and generally behaves in the corporatist, center-right way that one would expect of one of America's largest corporations.
Americans Want to Take a Good Look at That Meat
Hamilton Nolan · 02/22/13 09:47AMDoes PepsiCo Need a New, Snackier Name?
Hamilton Nolan · 02/18/13 10:00AMIt's a classic American hero story: PepsiCo was flagging, so it did a lot of research in its top secret BEVERAGE LAB, and started spending more money on ads, and now it's doing better. What could be more American than that? High fructose corn syrup water, ads, corporate earnings—it's everything that symbolizes this great nation. But does PepsiCo need even more rebranding in order to achieve its goal of "A Sierra Mist in every hand, and a Frito in every mouth?"
We've Passed Peak Barnes & Noble
Hamilton Nolan · 01/28/13 10:41AMThe national book store chain Borders folded in 2011, leaving Barnes & Noble as the undisputed king of Big Huge Chain Bookstores. In that specific industry, B&N has had no competition for the past year and a half. Yet they are preparing to downsize anyhow. The Big Huge Chain Bookstore golden era has passed.
It's All Just a PR Calculation for A.I.G.
Hamilton Nolan · 01/08/13 01:50PMA.I.G., the backbone that runs one inch beneath the surface of the global economy, has gotten itself millions of dollars worth of free PR today by just considering joining a lawsuit against the U.S. government. To sue, or not to sue? To be ungrateful bastards, or to potentially miss a payday? It's not a complicated question, really.
The Year's Most Insipid Political Gesture
Hamilton Nolan · 12/27/12 10:25AMRonald McDonald Will Kill Santa Claus for $5,500
Hamilton Nolan · 12/17/12 11:15AMMcDonald's, a machine for turning cow fat into money, is really into America, Christmas, Kwanzaa, holidays, whatever the fuck, assuming those holidays are celebrated at a McDonald's restaurant, or sitting in a parked car in a McDonald's parking lot, forcing down McDonald's food as tears stream down your face. All you have to do is to look at McDonald's advertisements to realize that McDonald's has the utmost respect for family, togetherness, happiness, America, freedom, blah blah buy some french fries. McDonald's would open a location at your mother's funeral if it thought it could sell one additional Filet-O-Fish.