If there is one video on the entire Internet that you desperately need in your life right now, it's the one of a five-year-old Corgi named Meatball merrily scampering around a homemade merry-go-round.

A groundskeeper at Sandringham House, a private residence in Norfolk where the royal family gathers every year for the most regimented Christmas fun one could ever imagine, remains in critical condition after falling off a riding lawnmower and becoming submerged in a small lake on the property on Monday.

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The Taliban might as well do whatever to Prince Harry now—briefly kidnap him, take nudie pictures with him, elect him vice-president of the organization—who cares. Queen Elizabeth won't even notice he's missing.

Princess Beatrice's three Norfolk terriers were involved in a serious scrap with Queen Elizabeth II's iconic corgis last week, leaving at least one of the dogs in very bad shape.

Are you having a depressing winter Wednesday? If so, then this video—of a Corgi on a swing... yes, a Corgi on a swing—will undoubtedly pick up your spirits.

Dogs! Cute dogs! Cute dogs using exercise equipment! Yay! Anyway, here's a video of two adorable Corgi pups workin' on their fitness with a whip, snap, grin on their faces, and just enough tongue-wagging to complement the rest of it.