Today we heard about plans for a big atheist concert going down on a military base. Weird! How exactly does something like this come about? One commenter knew.

Today we examined the disappearing of cable porn. The end of an era! Of trying to figure out what body parts we were looking at as the screen fuzzed and spluttered. Memories!

Today we watched Donnie Deutsch get interviewed by Star Jones about something something "sugar babies" whatever. The important thing was: Star Jones! Lots of people hate her! But one commenter, convincingly, made a case for her.

Today we heard the relieving news that the Central Park peacock is back where he belongs. Everyone was happy about that! Well, OK, not everyone. Some lesser birds were pretty pissed off.

Today we heard the strange tale of a man in a rabbit suit who is terrorizing a small town. Oh no! Bunnies are supposed to be nice, not scary. But scary they are, now. Looks like we need to change all our children's songs. Luckily, one commenter got us started.

Today we looked at the yearly list of America's top party schools. All colleges party, but some party more. Does yours party more? It just might! As one commenter pointed out, there's a formula to discussing this type of thing.

Today we contemplated what to do with all these cats, these cats that are filling up New York. Many people offered suggestions, but one commenter really had the best solution.

Today we learned that science has determined that The Champ is the saddest movie ever. Hm, OK. It is pretty sad. Of course many of you chimed in with your own picks, but one commenter in particular had a very interesting choice.

Today we found out that women, in fact, don't like the color pink. Surprising! What's so bad about pink? Well, many of you debated its various merits this morning, but one commenter pointed out the color's worst flaw.

Today we saw some fairly unsurprising poll results that told us that half of men have a strict No Fatties policy. Which, y'know, is a little unfair, one commenter pointed out.

Today we looked at the apotheosis of the New York Times wealthy people trend story: rich kids taking private jets to summer camp. Outrageous! That will make them spoiled, won't it? Well, plane or boat or car, the spoiling is inevitable, warned a commenter.

Today it is very hot. It is so very hot. It's just hot, y'know? Hot. How hot? Pretty hot, say our commenters. And everyone else. But here, just the commenters.

Today we heard the obvious fact that Americans be drinkin'. Oh how we be drinkin'. But are we all binge drinkers? That definition seems a little stringent, says one commenter.

Today we looked at a list of America's ten doooouchiest colleges. They are all awfully douchey! (Especially you, Delaware. For no real reason.) But is there one unmentioned even douchier college that should have topped the list? Yes, says one douche, I mean commenter.

Today we heard that President Obama publicly endorses a bill that would get rid of DOMA. Yay, support from the president! But is it too little, too late? One commenter weighs in.

Today we looked at some interesting statistics about the racial makeup of our nation's capital. Seems the city's black population is no longer the majority. What does this mean for the former Chocolate City? One commenter theorized.

Today we heard yet another crazy thing about actress Paz de la Huerta. She's so crazy! Isn't it so fun? No, no it is not, argued one commenter.

Today we wondered how the soon-released Casey Anthony will change her name and appearance. There are lots of possibilities, but two commenters collaborated to come up with the best idea.

Today we talked about how being a mom sucks forever, whether or not you work or stay at home. Just what makes being a mom suck? And does it actually suck? One commenter offered her day's schedule as sample evidence.

Today we heard the strange, terrible story of a woman who died from dog sex. Yikes times a million. This awful thing happened in Limerick, Ireland so naturally you filthy lot decided to write little limericks of your own. Here are some.