Today we examined the disappearing of cable porn. The end of an era! Of trying to figure out what body parts we were looking at as the screen fuzzed and spluttered. Memories!

From wattznext:

I don't have a wavy bar fetish, but every time I have sex with a woman, i ask her to indulge my kink and scream out "OH BABY YOU'RE SO KZZZKZKZZKZHHHHHH YEAH DO ME LIKE KKHHZHZHZKKZKZZKZ YEAH OH YE-KKKZZZHHHZZKZKZK"

It's REALLY hot.

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