commenter-executions
This Week in Commenter Executions: Civil Wars
Brian Moylan · 12/30/11 02:15PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: Don't Talk About Yourself
Brian Moylan · 12/09/11 06:02PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: Read the Article
Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 05:00PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: Both Wrong
Brian Moylan · 11/18/11 05:52PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: Going to Prison
Brian Moylan · 11/11/11 05:50PMThere are many awful things that should await criminals: years in jail, solitary confinement, public humiliation, possibly execution (if you believe in that kind of thing), and rotting for eternity in hell (if you believe that kind of thing). But there is one that I'm sick of hearing about: prison rape.
This Week in Commenter Executions: Who Is It Gonna Be?
Brian Moylan · 11/04/11 05:05PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: A Tutorial
Brian Moylan · 10/21/11 04:10PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: Not Racists
Brian Moylan · 10/14/11 04:15PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: The Negative Response
Brian Moylan · 10/07/11 04:15PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: The Revolution Is Televised
Brian Moylan · 09/30/11 04:47PMThis week I was going to give everyone the ax who has a star but has yet to upload an avatar but, well, we haven't been showing avatars for days now. The tech team is working on it, I assure you, and while we wait I figured we'd focus on a few people who've engaged in one of my least favorite pet peeves.
This Week in Commenter Executions: Insane Laughter
Brian Moylan · 09/23/11 04:00PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: Killing the Grunts
Brian Moylan · 09/16/11 04:00PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: Party Pooper
Brian Moylan · 09/09/11 04:00PMYou ever go to a party and there is that one person who seems to piss off absolutely everyone he talks to? He doesn't stop talking, he just goes from group to group looking to start fights and get as much negative attention as he can muster? Well, we have one of those, and it's time he got kicked out of the party.
This Week in Commenter Executions: Capital Offenses
Brian Moylan · 09/02/11 03:49PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: Hitting Back
Brian Moylan · 08/26/11 04:14PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: 'All of Them'
Brian Moylan · 08/12/11 04:01PMOf Death and Catapults
jack_ketch · 06/27/08 01:19PMDo you like the new site design? The black? I think it's lovely. Reminiscent of DEATH. This is step 1 in my plan to turn Gawker into Jack Ketch's Blog of Commenter Executions and Pictures of Medieval Siege Weaponry. It's a new direction for the site, but think of the pageview counts when Gawker is the number 1 result for "Trebuchet" Google searches! None of this is true, really. I actually have no power. Which should be obvious, as most of my victims just return a few days later and continue the schtick they died for in the first place. It's a hard life, but a just one. After the jump, you shall find a few more victims to mourn until they return in 5 hours.
Bad Luck For Some of You
Sheila · 06/13/08 04:00PMFrom our official Commenter Executioner, Jack Ketch: See the title? Get it? Because it's Friday the 13th and now you are dead! I was going to start this post with a history of Friday the 13th, why it's considered unlucky, and what a typical English Friday the 13th consisted of in my time. But then I realized I don't know anything about this day, and have been living here in the future for so long that I'm basically a lazy, ignorant, and slovenly American by this point. I can't even be bothered to write my posts in old timey English. I'll probably have to execute myself soon. So, it's Friday the 13th, which is bad if bad things happen to you today. Look both ways before crossing the street, don't stand near out of order elevator shafts, and make sure to wear your hat really low if you go wilding. They have cameras everywhere now. Fucking cameras. Let us jump, and please be careful not to slip, to the fun part.
Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?
Sheila · 05/22/08 01:22PMHey, hey, hey! It's time for some people to calm the fuck down... Abbe Diaz. I don't care who you are or what you've published—this kind of ad hominem, personal commenting-attack won't be tolerated here, because it's unintelligent and immature. And also, because I said so. The monkeys may be running the zoo here—but luckily, I'm one of them. That's all.