Last night on the Report, Stephen Colbert did many things: he discussed Sharron Angle's loss and Oklahoma's banning of Sharia law; he interviewed Doris Kearns Goodwin about William Howard Taft; and more! Here's a handy 60-second recap of the episode.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with a focus on tomorrow's midterm elections. Stewart first mocked Democrats for the "delusional" thought that they'd retain a Congressional majority, and then blasted Fox News for trying to make President Obama seem racist. Video inside.

At 12:00 PM, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's much-anticipated Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear will begin on the National Mall in Washington, DC. If you couldn't make it, why not watch live and comment along in our open thread!

On last night's Report, Stephen Colbert took the opportunity to do what basically nobody else is doing: defend the Rand Paul supporter who stomped on a liberal activist's head. Colbert's defense was sarcastic, obviously, but damn if it wasn't funny.

Tonight, President Obama sat down for a 30-minute Daily Show interview with Jon Stewart. Much was discussed! There was talk of the economy, health care reform, midterm elections, and more—a few pretty tense moments, too. Video highlights, inside.

Since 30 Rock (here) and SNL (here) already threw in their two cents re: Brett Favre's sexting scandal, it seems only natural that South Park would be next. Watch as Cartman visits "Captain Hindsight," who has some advice for Favre.

Yesterday's New York Times crossword puzzle was littered with references to Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and their upcoming rally—seven of them! On last night's Report, Colbert took the opportunity to gloat, gloat, and gloat some more. Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart mentioned that many Republican Congressional hopefuls are screaming, "Washington is broken!" to get elected. Then, Stewart reminded us that John McCain's been saying it for two decades... by playing a hilarious reel of McCain doing just that.

Last week, Colorado Republican Senate candidate Ken Buck compared homosexuality to alcoholism. Then, Massachusetts Republican Congressional candidate Sean Bielat argued that, if short people can't join the military, gays shouldn't be allowed, either. Yesterday, Stephen Colbert mocked both of them.

Tonight, The Daily Show returned with the first of a week of shows from Washington, DC. Immediately, Jon Stewart took both NPR—for its boring spinelessness—and Fox News—for its revenge-hungry personalities—to task over the Juan Williams fiasco. Video inside.

Tonight's Daily Show was crashed—twice! First, Stephen Colbert showed up, and he and Jon Stewart dropped the bombshell that they're joining forces for the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear." Then, Oprah Winfrey gave Stewart's audience a gift.

Last week, Deadspin opened up a barrel of worms for Brett Favre when it exclusively revealed that he'd been sexting—and sending nude pictures to—Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger. Tonight, Stephen Colbert hilariously joined the Favre-mocking club. Video inside.

A few hours ago, the last of 33 miners was rescued from Chile's San Jose mine. On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart said what we all were thinking regarding much of the media's hyperbolic coverage of the saga. Watch inside.

Last night Nick Swardson's Pretend Time made it's debut on Comedy Central. The show had everything that Swardson had promised: Wheelchair Cat, the uncomfortable Donkey Sex Club, the return of the Gay Robot—and so much more. Videos inside.

On Sunday, we told you that Andy Rooney has vowed to lose 20 lbs. by Halloween. (Video here.) Tonight, Stephen Colbert hilariously discussed the absurdity of Rooney's goal after playing an even more hilarious clip reel of his constant complaining.

Last weekend, Karl Rove attacked President Obama/Democrats for accusing Republicans of soliciting foreign donations to recapture Congress in November. Tonight, Jon Stewart pointed out that Rove/Fox News did the same thing when questioning funding sources for the "Ground Zero Mosque."

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with a segment about the midterm elections. The focus of a portion of that segment was homophobic New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino, and Stewart didn't hold back when mocking Paladino's ridiculous hypocrisy. Video inside.

You've already seen the preview clip of South Park's NASCAR-filled season premiere. Now, find out everything that happened during the episode where Cartman made it his mission to become "poor and stupid" enough to race with the best of 'em.

Do you know what a typical week at the office looks like for a social worker? Mark Lilly fathered a patient's baby and saved his best friend from a cult by turning into his ex-girlfriend. And that's all before Wednesday.

Why are the Democrats facing 13 tough Senate races this November? Who, exactly, are the Republican candidates challenging mainstays like Harry Reid? Well, some of them are psychotic, and, last night, Jon Stewart explained. That—and a Delaware bonus!—inside.