James Clooney, an alleged "frequent patron of the Penthouse Executive Club" (a club, for executives, who wish to see breasts), ran up a $46,698.18 tab ("on beef and babes")... and never paid. Good strategy! Except he's getting sued.

The American, George Clooney's new film from director Anton Corbijn, is not your typical flashy Hollywood shoot-em-up. It's a high-action assassin film that offers a calculated peek into the life of a (scorching hot) man challenged by his own bloody background.

Snooki's new boyfriend is a menace! Chris Brown loses again. Wanna know what it's like to do a sex scene with George Clooney? Hailey Glassman wants a job. Lilo wants a role. Saturday's Gossip Roundup wants a piece of toast.

A sturdy cross-section of topline Hollywood talent from Tom Hanks to George Clooney to René Auberjonois today urged SAG leadership to back down from its '09 strike threat. Maybe even more noteworthy: Who's missing?

Liz Smith is awfully excited about her recent close encounter of the Clooney kind. She ran into The Salt-and-Peppered One at a recent party for Leatherheads at 21, and offers advice for conversing with the stars on her WowOwoW "women over 40" website.