Sterling Archer's mommy issues are to thank for his need to emulate Stanley Kubrick on last night's Archer. Enjoy this horror show clip of an animated Jeffery Tambor being mind-raped out of a romantic interest in Archer's mom.

Happy belated 28th birthday to Christina Aguilera, who celebrated last night as any young lady her age might: By hosting a classy Clockwork Orange-themed party at Mozza.

These mock newspapers are props from Clockwork Orange, Stanley Kubrick's long-banned 1971 movie, starring Malcolm McDowell as a psychopathic gang leader in a dystopic 1990s England. The Ludovico cure touted in the headlines is a brutal and experimental aversion therapy. Science fiction site io9 has a roundup of other futuristic newspapers from the movies. Enjoy the imagery: before print newspapers disappear from circulation, they'll disappear from movie-makers' vision of the future.

Photo by Nick Poteri