From her outrageous statements—like the fact that she thinks homosexuality is a mental illness—to her surprise victory in the Delaware Senate primary, to her recent foot-in-mouth scandals, and more, here's NMA's animated reenactment of the Christine O'Donnell saga.

Christine O'Donnell, Delaware's constantly masturbating hobbit-witch and Senate candidate, has an attack ad out! It calls her opponent "The Taxman," zing. It also channels one of this summer's top viral videos, the "Bed Intruder Song." What the hell?

While Christine O'Donnell continues to reassure us that she's not a witch, her friends are creating new campaign ads for her—like this one, a faux movie trailer vilifying her opponent as the "Tax Man," and referencing Antoine Dodson.

Today we looked at crazy Carl Paladino's wonderful words on gay people. And one commenter, in reaction, and perhaps in honor of National Coming Out Day, created a lovely image of Paladino with some of his brethren.

Republican Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell did not go to Yale. (Or Oxford, for that matter). How do we know? Because she just told us, in this new ad. How else do we know? Because she's against masturbation. Hey-o!

Why are the Democrats facing 13 tough Senate races this November? Who, exactly, are the Republican candidates challenging mainstays like Harry Reid? Well, some of them are psychotic, and, last night, Jon Stewart explained. That—and a Delaware bonus!—inside.

Remember Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell's "I'm not a witch!" TV ad? (Watch here.) Well, in another example of the inevitability the Internet provides, here's a remix that features O'Donnell as a sorceress (still not a witch!). Watch inside.

Somehow Christine O'Donnell, constantly masturbating hobbit-witch and Delaware Senate candidate, is sliding further, as two new polls show her trailing by 17 and 19 percentage points. It's probably related to the month-long national mockery of her, which has been fun.

So Christine O'Donnell told voters in her first campaign ad that "I'm You." Snappy slogan! How could her opponent's supporters respond to that? With this, obviously: "You Are Not Me." Now Delaware's Senate race is just a strange identity crisis.

Christine O'Donnell's first TV ad just hit the web, and it's a doozy. The first line of it? "I'm not a witch." Seriously! O'Donnell then goes on to say, "I'm you," and, "None of us are perfect." HAH. Watch inside.

Constantly masturbating hobbit-witch Christine O'Donnell, Delaware Senate candidate, knows all too much about China, and she doesn't trust them one lick. During a primary debate for her 2006 Senate run, for example, she warned: "They've got something up their sleeve."

Bill Maher vowed to release a clip of Christine O'Donnell on Politically Incorrect every week until she appears on Real Time. Tonight's revelation: O'Donnell was more than a witch—she dabbled in Buddhism and Hare Krishna, too! Video inside.

In addition to Oxford, it appears Christine O'Donnell also lied about attending California's Claremont Graduate University.

Constantly masturbating hobbit-witch Christine O'Donnell, Delaware's Republican Senate candidate, notes on her LinkedIn page that she took a class on postmodernism at "University of Oxford." Fancy, except for the elitist subject matter! Anyway, she's lying.

Last night's Saturday Night Live was good, featuring a fictional meeting between crazy Delaware GOP Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell and Republican strategists. In it, O'Donnell loves masturbating and used to hold dogfights "much better than Michael Vick."

Well, Bill Maher has kept his promise to release a slow drip of embarrassing clips about Delaware Tea Party Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell until she comes on his show. This week's installment: O'Donnell thinks evolution is a 'myth'.

Here's a Friday afternoon snack: just-unearthed footage of Christine O'Donnell from a 2003 Scarborough Country panel discussion, during which O'Donnell claimed to have "remain[ed] chaste" and also said it was possible to stop all of America from having sex.

In your celebratory Wednesday media column: newspapers still find admirers, Michael Lewis' J-school turnaround, the NYT's a popular target of politicos, Christine O'Donnell gives up on national media, and John Cook's back.

Delaware's anti-onanist Republican Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell went on Fox News' Hannity last night to face a grilling of softball questions. Among other things, she explained her teenage days as an evil witch. It's what teens did in the '80s!

Tonight, Jon Stewart discussed Christine O'Donnell and pointed out a) Karl Rove's criticism of her, and b) Rove's subsequent flip-flip on the issue after pressure from Sarah Palin/others. Then, Stewart blew holes in the "Republicans and Tea-Baggers are different!" argument.