Florida Won't Let This Guy Marry His Laptop Full of Porn
Jay Hathaway · 05/05/14 03:35PMIf there's one thing Mark "Chris" Sevier loves, it's jerking off. If there's another, it's filing lawsuits. The man who sued Apple because it sold him a computer that allowed him to get addicted to porn is now getting involved in Florida's gay marriage debate by demanding he be allowed to marry that same porn-infested computer.