Accusations are swirling (simply swirling!) that the choreography for Beyoncé's instantly popular new "Countdown" video were copied from the work of Belgian contemporary choreographer Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker. The sameness is rather striking!

This was created for the internet, right? Well, meet John Jacobson; he's teaching dance choreography! Check out his patented "Double Dream Hands" move. Can't we all be brimming with self-confidence like John Jacobson?

Like Danny Kaye in White Christmas, David Letterman doesn't quite get choreography. Or maybe theatre altogether. And he's not afraid to tell that to the delightful Jane Krakowski, in amusing fashion. Clip is above.